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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	3778	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Animals Bred:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1861
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ores Mined:	1014	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	6978	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Magic Items Found:	4470	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	241
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	550152	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ores Mined:	6371	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchantments Applied:	295	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?