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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 8301 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 39 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.