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SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	116
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride that will make you forget all about your concerns! Join us and embark on a journey where the only drugs we’re addicted to are the ones made of pixels and blocks.

Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!

The Worst Match Minecraft SMP of the Day, Yessir

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	510272
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a server full of players who have no idea what they’re doing, constantly getting lost in caves, accidentally setting each other on fire, and building the ugliest houses you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense bingo tournaments with only 50 fans cheering you on. And don’t forget about our exclusive TV broadcast with a whopping 100k viewers – talk about fame and fortune!

Join us if you dare, because this server is guaranteed to be a hot mess of epic proportions. Who needs skill and strategy when you can have pure chaos and laughter instead?

Frozen Bubble Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	8463	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn who granted them three wishes, and they used one of those wishes to have unlimited diamonds in the game. Can you imagine the possibilities?!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Frozen Bubble, a mystical item that can freeze any player in their tracks. Just watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to use it for their own amusement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you… 😉🦄🐷💎 #BestServerEver

The Relentless Formula One Racers – Jenson & Jessica’s Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the F1 races where Nico Hülkenberg never scored a podium in 228 races!

Our server is so intense, it’s like Fernando Alonso’s 201 Grands Prix since his last win – you never know what’s going to happen next!

With standings crazier than a fantasy league run by Formula Autism, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through our world.

Just like the 2024 WDC standings, our server is full of surprises – you never know who will come out on top!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like PER in the WEC standings – soaring to new heights in the most insane Minecraft SMP around!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is infested with cockroaches! That’s right, these little critters will keep you on your toes as you try to survive and build your empire. But don’t worry, our exterminator Jeet is on the case. He may not have found the cockroaches yet, but he’s determined to rid our server of these pesky pests. Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming at the same time!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your hard work. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

What is the IP for The Last Bacon Minecraft Server?

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	5709	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

The Last Bacon is a popular food blog and social media presence dedicated to all things bacon. Founded by bacon enthusiast Sarah Smith, The Last Bacon features mouth-watering recipes, product reviews, and bacon-related content that has garnered a loyal following of bacon lovers worldwide. Join Sarah on her bacon-filled journey and discover new ways to enjoy everyone’s favorite pork product.

Blocky VR Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Our server is all about “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” – because what’s Minecraft without a little pain, am I right?

We’ve got a special “nutted over fire edition” that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t even get me started on our headset selection – it’s so good, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

Looking for some game recommendations? We’ve got you covered with our list of must-play games that will blow your mind. And if you’re into screenshots, check out our VRC Screenshots by World – they’ll make you question reality.

But that’s not all! We’ve got regularly hosted multiplayer games that will have you coming back for more. From EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf, there’s something for everyone on our server.

And don’t even get me started on our upcoming events – the Christmas Party on December 14th is going to be wild, and Midnight Express on January 18th is going to be even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride – you won’t regret it!

The Fictional SMP Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	3	Votes:	8082
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is pure fiction! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing till you cry.

Ever wanted to see Hardy have a heart attack and cancel a tour? Or witness a climatic argument that never actually happened? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all, we’ve got Laurel getting ghosted by Hardy negotiating with 20th Century Fox and even the wrong wife thrown into the mix. It’s absolute chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality when you can have pure fiction and hilarity at every turn? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!