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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

call to destroy Hamas, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, HamasCraft, Havoc, Holocaust survivors, Hostage, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MINISTERS, Négotiation, palestine, peace talks, Politics, RETURN, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	947	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

Mars Truck Rally

alien landscapes, celestial body, cooler, extraterrestrial events, extreme sports, future entertainment, gravity differences, gravity effects, interplanetary travel, lower gravity, mars, mars atmosphere, mars colonization, Mars missions, Mars settlement, Monster truck shows, off road vehicles, outer space events, Rally, science fiction, space exploration, space tourism, Truck

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	298	Players Killed by Monsters:	1093

yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4230
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

Birdseed Bomberz

Birdseed, Bomberz

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3435
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

CraftyLee’sBlockParty

adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5406
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9645
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!

come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!

Starlight Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Alumni, Axel Syrios, Balatro Hate Edition, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, EN General, Gavis Bettel, Gen1, Gen2, gen3, Goldbullet, Haven, Holostars, Holostars -ARMIS-, Holostars -TEMPUS-, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Starlight

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Animals Bred:	72	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, fam, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Balatro Hate Edition but in blocky form! We got Holostars -TEMPUS- and -ARMIS- Gen1, Gen2, and Gen3 all up in here, ready to throw down some epic gameplay.

Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, Noir Vesper, Jurard T. Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are all waiting for you to join their squad and conquer the pixelated world.

The OP template is fire, the songs playlist is lit, and the magmaboard is poppin’ off. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, join now and let’s get blocky together! 🤪🔥🎮

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Argument, Auntie Anne’s, berated, cashier, changed my mind, childish, cinnamon bites, Communication, decision, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, HangryHub, hot dog pretzel bites, husband, insisted, Mall, Minecraft, Order, Server, snack, stormed off, tailor

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4844
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid unnecessary drama like this? Look no further! Join our server for a drama-free zone where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.

Our server is known for its epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments. We have a community of players who are always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. Plus, our events and challenges will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the unnecessary drama behind. Who needs hot dog pretzel bites when you have a whole world of fun waiting for you?

Dad’s Dirt Denial – No Clean-Up Crew

adult child, adulting, Boundaries, breakup aftermath, cleaning responsibilities, Cleanup, Communication, CREW, Dads, denial, Dirt, emotional labor, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, generational differences, household chores, household maintenance, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5118	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Emeralds Found:	6004	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Dimension Hops:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family obligations and clean houses! Our server is the perfect place to avoid awkward conversations about who should do the dishes or mow the lawn.

We have epic adventures waiting for you, like battling dragons and building your dream castle without anyone nagging you to tidy up. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of setting boundaries with family members who expect you to do their chores.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a clean house when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule instead?