Alchemist Review Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToothlessNephewCraft

Birthday Party, demo team, dentist bill, family, hand movements, injury, Laughter, Maplewood yoyo, misunderstanding, nephew, parenting, professional use, self retracting mechanism, sibling rivalry, starter yo-yo, talent show, ToothlessNephewCraft, Toy, tv news, uncle, yo-yo

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	4643
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yo-yo – full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you entertained!

Join our server and experience the thrill of yo-yo tricks in Minecraft! Our owner has been a yo-yo master since the age of five, even appearing on TV shows and news segments showcasing his skills. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of greatness?

We offer free yo-yos to all new players, perfect for beginners to learn the ropes. But beware, just like the nephew who couldn’t handle the fancy Maplewood yo-yo, you may find yourself in sticky situations if you’re not careful!

So come join us on our server, where the yo-yos are flying and the fun never stops. Just remember, play at your own risk – we take no responsibility for any dental bills incurred from yo-yo mishaps!

MineCraftyMoneyMakers Server

affluent, affluent lifestyle, career, finance, high earning, high income, high income career, high income job, high income lifestyle, high income profession, high paying job, income level, Job, Lifestyle, luxury, MineCraftyMoneyMakers, Profession, salary, Server, Successful, Wealthy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers with peasants who can’t even afford a diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the elite 1% of Minecraft players who make over $200k a year!

Join us and experience a world where even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and the zombies drive Lamborghinis. Build your mansion made entirely of emerald blocks and hire villagers to serve you golden carrots on silver platters.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most luxurious resources, from diamond-encrusted armor to enchanted golden apples that grant you eternal life (in the game, of course).

So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and live like a virtual billionaire, join us now and show the world that you truly are the top 1% of blocky society!

CultCraft: Craziest & Coolest!

COOLEST, Craziest, crazy cults, cult awareness, cult behavior, cult beliefs, cult control, cult extremism, cult fanaticism, cult followers, cult impact, cult indoctrination, cult influence, cult leaders, cult manipulation, cult practices, cult psychology, cult rituals, cult survival, CultCraft, cults, modern cults

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Have you ever heard of the Cult of the Creeper? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a group of players who worship the almighty Creeper god and sacrifice stacks of gunpowder to appease it. Join us and become a devout follower of the explosive deity!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who believe they are actually living inside the game and refuse to log off, convinced that their real lives are just a simulation. Are you brave enough to join their ranks and embrace the pixelated reality?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive prize and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

CraftyCavities

CraftyCavities, dental anxiety, dental care, dental checkup, dental cleaning, dental hygiene, dental office, dental phobia, dental procedure, dental visit, dentist, hair appointment, hair care, Hair cut, hair maintenance, hair salon, hair styling, hair stylist, hair treatment, hair trimming, small talk

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

hey u, yea u! do u like minecraft? do u like laughing? well then u gotta join this server, cuz we got more laughs than a clown convention!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. yea, we got some crazy mods on this server that will make ur head spin faster than a blender on high speed.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every friday night? yea, we got glowstone galore and the music is bumpin’ louder than a herd of stampeding cows.

plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after thanksgiving dinner. we got players from all over the world coming together to build the most epic structures u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll like a tumbleweed in the wind. dentist appointments and haircuts can wait, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!

InsulinDropsMC – No More Needles, Just Drops!

absorbed, Absorption, animal testing, bloodstream, Body, cell-penetrating peptide, Development, diabetes treatment, DROPS, efficiency, Innovative, insulin delivery, insulin injections, InsulinDropsMC, medical breakthrough, Mice, needles, non-invasive, oral insulin drops, Potential, researchers, Safe, under the tongue

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got insulin drops dat make u feel like a superhero! just drop it under yo tongue and boom, u absorb dat shizz like a boss. no mo’ insulin injections, just straight up drops like a gangsta.

we tested dis stuff on mice and dey were runnin’ around like they just won da lottery. insulin wit a cell-penetrating peptide? dat’s some next level stuff, fam. it reaches yo bloodstream faster dan u can say “minecraft is life”.

so come join us on dis server and be a part of da insulin revolution. who knew diabetes could be so much fun? let’s get droppin’ and rockin’ in dis crazy world of blocks and drops. ain’t nothin’ stoppin’ us now, we’re on fire like a creeper in a TNT factory. let’s do dis!

Escape Room Simulator 3000: The Hardcore Non-P2W Prison Server OG Classic Edition

bedrock, Black Market, block party, Chatting, classic, Contraband, Crypto, Discord, Edition, Escape, Events, Feedback, Gangs, GPUs, Hardcore, miner, Nonp2w, Other, passive income, Prison, Prizes, PvP, room, Server, SIMULATOR, Spleef, Staff, sumo, Updates, walls, warrior

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

LockedMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Anti Pay-To-Win system
Contraband
Crypto Mining
Fun and Interactive Events
Community Feedback

Ready to join the fun? Visit LockedMC.com

Version 1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible!)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/trappedmc

Voted Top 10 on Prison Servers of 2024, being the only classic prison server on the list.

10 best Minecraft Prison servers in 2024 (sportskeeda.com)

I would definitely recommend checking out this prison server if you are ready to experience a prison like you never have before. I can guarantee the server will welcome you among joining.

FAQs – LockedMC Minecraft Server:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server has an Anti Pay-To-Win system in place where donations do not give players unfair advantages.
What is Contraband in the server?	Contraband is a system where players can grow, sell, and trade illegal items to earn money and gain exclusive items.
Can I passively earn income through Crypto Mining?	Yes, the server has a feature where players can use GPUs for mining to earn income passively.
What kind of events are hosted on LockedMC?	Events like Spleef, Walls, Block Party, Sumo, and more are hosted for players to participate in and win prizes.
How does the server handle community feedback?	The server is constantly updated based on suggestions and feedback from the community to provide the best prison experience.

MegaCraft Server – MMG & IntiCreates

Akira Kitamura, Anime, Audiovisual Media., Card En Ciel, cartoons, comics, DiVE Links, Divine Dynamo Flamefrit, Dogvolt boss fight DLC, fan-Localization, fanmade games, Fantasy Life I, Game Downloads, Gold Archive Collection, Inafune, Innocent Impulse, Inti, IntiCreates, Knot Barret, Koikatsu, Legend of the Network, Manga, Mega Man, MegaCraft, Melt Stuff, mmg, MMVGB remake, modding, music playlists, original titles, Phantom of the Network, Server, Translations, Umbraclaw, VUP, Zook Hero 3

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server, where every day is Happy Roro Day! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have custom models that will make your character look so fly, even Endermen will be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our custom menu backgrounds – they’re so epic, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like the Phantom of the Network meets Legend of the Network, with English fan-localization that will blow your mind. And if you think that’s wild, just wait until you hear about Zook Hero 3 – it’s so insane, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, we’ve got Umbraclaw with Dogvolt boss fight DLC, because who doesn’t love a good boss battle with a furry twist?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that Akira Kitamura is back and he’s got a Mega Man project in the works that’s so top secret, not even the Ender Dragon knows about it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to love your big butt genki ball, or else… 😉🎮🔥 #HappyRoroDayEdition #MinecraftMadness

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

1.012M, 25, 40, 787k, BOOMCRAFT, dynamite, fucking, GIGASKYROCKET, Last week, Minecraft, Ratings, Server, this week

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9083	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is off the charts with dynamite ratings that will blow your mind! Last week, we had a whopping 787k players and this week we’ve skyrocketed to 1.012M players – that’s a .40 increase, baby!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got exploding pigs, flying llamas, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who can help you find the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and be a part of our epic Minecraft journey. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is!

DaughterDontCorrectMeLOL

Airbnb, aita, Angry, brother, Cabin, children, control freak, DAUGHTER, DaughterDontCorrectMeLOL, disrespectful behavior., ex-wives, flushing, host rules, Lake, menstruating women, not correcting, Opinions, Pads, periods, refund, tampons, tiktok, vacation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8942	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8492
Animals Bred:	81	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family vacation with Glenn? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of anger, control freaks, and flushing tampons down the virtual toilet!

Our server is perfect for those who love a good argument over plumbing etiquette. Just like Glenn, you can educate others on the dangers of flushing feminine products and watch the chaos unfold. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to your angry uncle, just like Emma did. Show him who’s boss and tell him to “stay in his lane” while you build your virtual empire.

And don’t worry about disrespectful behavior here – we encourage it! Earn your respect by taking on the control freaks and standing up for what you believe in. Who needs TikTok when you have a Minecraft server full of drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the vacation from hell, minus the refund demands. It’s a virtual family feud you won’t want to miss!

BlockyConfessions

BlockyConfessions, NSFW, odd quirk, peculiar detail, personal trivia, quirky habit, random fact, strange characteristic, unique trait, unusual behavior, weird fact

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Towns Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover a whole new world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, you can ride llamas into battle while wearing a chicken suit? It may sound clucky, but trust us, it’s egg-citing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the wacky adventures begin! Who knows, you might just discover a weird fact about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you have an uncanny ability to tame wild wolves with nothing but a bag of potato chips. Hey, we don’t judge, we just provide the laughs!