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BeerCraftGovKeys

activism, Austria, beer culture, Beer Party, BeerCraftGovKeys, Coalition, Democracy, elections, far right, Government, grassroots, humor, JOKE, political movement, political party, Politics, populist, satire, social media, unconventional politics, Voting

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Gods Slained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Animals Bred:	87

So, like, this server started as a joke, ya know? But now it’s like, the key to a whole government without the right! Like, imagine ruling a whole country just by playing Minecraft, bro. It’s like, the ultimate power move. Plus, we have unlimited beer parties, like, all the time. You’ll never run out of brewskis, dude. So come join the madness and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

MemoryCraft: Bacterial Edition

antibiotic resistance, antibiotic treatment, bacterial, bacterial adaptation, Bacterial cells, bacterial evolution, bacterial research, bacterial sensitivity, cell biology, Dna, Edition, environmental changes, genetic inheritance, genetic modification, Inheritance, Memory, MemoryCraft, microbial genetics, microbial resistance, microbiology, Molecular biology, regulatory networks, treatments

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

so like, this server is like, totally lit cuz the bacterial cells are like, remembering stuff and passing it on to each other. it’s like they’re gossiping but with science stuff. join this server to be part of this crazy memory game where bacteria are the main characters. who needs DNA when you have regulatory networks, amirite? plus, we’re all about overcoming antibiotic resistance by modifying bacterial sensitivity. it’s like a soap opera but with germs. come join the fun and see what kind of wild stories these bacteria have in store for you!

Nightshade: Where the Only Poison is the Creeper Explosions, the Drama is real, and the 18+ jokes are inevitable!

/co inspect, Armor statues, cauldron concrete, coordinates hud, Coreprotect, creeper, Custom Nether Portal, Drama, explosions, FarmControl, Fast Leaf Decay, Geyser, Inevitable, jokes, mobGriefing, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether Portal Coord, Nightshade, Plated elytra, player head drops, Poison, Purpur, real, Silence Mobs, smp, tps, vanilla tweaks, Villager Workstation Highlight, wandering traders

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Votes:	3331

Server Name	Nightshade SMP
Whitelist	Yes, 18 plus
Community Focus	Building and playing Minecraft in the way it was intended
Server Features	No land claim plugins, no pay-to-win system, friendly community, planned events, survival mode, Discord community, bedrock crossplay
Server Plugins	Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect, FarmControl, Dynmap, Geyser, Vanilla tweaks, and more
Server Settings	CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700X, Render distance: 12, Simulation distance: 6, World border: 20,000×20,000 blocks
Server Info	Vanilla 1.21, IP: play.NightshadeSMP.net, Bedrock port: 19132

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to complete the application process on our Discord server and await acceptance notification.

What are the server features?

The server offers a friendly community, planned events, survival mode, and bedrock crossplay among other features.

What plugins does the server use?

Some of the plugins used on the server include Purpur 1.21, CoreProtect for rollback, FarmControl for managing animal farms, Dynmap for a web map, and Geyser for bedrock crossplay.

What are the server settings?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 7 7700X CPU, with a render distance of 12, simulation distance of 6, and a world border of 20,000×20,000 blocks.

Can I play on the server from Minecraft Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports bedrock crossplay so players from different versions can play together.

How can I report griefing on the server?

You can report griefing incidents to the server staff who can use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback any damage and identify the culprit.

CraftySocials Minecraft Server

CraftySocials, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to Socials 2, the Minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while avoiding creepers who just want to give you a hug (and blow you up).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance and zombies drop sick beats. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks.

So come on down to Socials 2 and experience the craziest Minecraft server in town. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

FireflyMC_SMP- InsaneGalaxy

Adventure, Browncoats, CREW, cult classic, Drama, firefly, FireflyMC_SMP, InsaneGalaxy, Insanity, Joss Whedon, long tail, nathan fillion, outer space, Sci Fi, science fiction, Serenity, Space, space opera, Space Travel, Spaceship, star system, tv show

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	251999	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Votes:	3743	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Welcome to the Firefly star system, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken army take over spawn and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots? It was clucking madness!

But that’s not all! Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on the backs of giant squids and shooting fireballs out of their noses. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the creepers are the best dancers in town.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us in the Firefly star system. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination.

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family secrets, family visit, festive drinkers, first baby, Grandchild, great-grandchild, in-person announcement, lack of participation, long distance family, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, private announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, sly announcement, wedding weekend, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	4040
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of timing and not stealing anyone’s thunder, just like the OP in this wild story! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting for the perfect moment to reveal your big news, whether it’s a new build, a secret treasure, or even your first grandchild (in Minecraft, of course).

We promise not to spill the beans to your extended crazy family, unless you want us to create a virtual drama for entertainment purposes. Our festive drinkers will be slyly holding drinks or ordering convincing stand-ins, just like in real life. And if you’re worried about stealing someone’s thunder, don’t worry – we have thunderstorms in Minecraft that will distract everyone from your big reveal.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few well-timed secrets). Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a treasure chest, just like the one at your sister’s wedding!

ArtisticFamDiscount

art commissions, art for profit, art passion, art worth, artistic boundaries, artistic value, ArtisticFamDiscount, Boundaries, commission prices, Disrespect, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, free art, motivation, pricing disputes, pricing strategy, relationships, self worth, self-doubt

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your artistic talents? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put into your creations! Unlike OP’s family, we believe that art should be celebrated and compensated for. Join us and never worry about being called a “greedy bitch” for wanting to be paid for your amazing art. Plus, we have a special discount for new players – pay just $5 for your first piece of art! And if anyone dares to ask for a redo or remove your watermark, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “pixelated masterpiece.” So come join us and let your creativity run wild – without any entitled family members trying to bring you down!

InvisiCraft SMP: Hourly Hijinks

Ability, CAMOUFLAGE, cloak, disappear, dream, ELUSIVE, Ethereal, FANTASY, hidden, hijinks, Hourly, ILLUSION, INVISIBLE, InvisiCraft, Magic, Mysterious, secret, smp, sneak, Spy, stealth, SUPERPOWER, vanish, wish

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible! Join us and you’ll have the power to become invisible for an hour every day. Want to prank your friends by stealing their diamonds or sneak up on creepers and scare them away? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this mysterious treasure?

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any danger? They’re always on the lookout for new members to join their pack and go on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen!

RespawnRapture

Afterlife, afterlife theories, Beliefs, beyond the grave, Consciousness, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, existential questions, Heaven, Hell, Life after death., Metaphysical, near death experiences, philosophical perspectives, Reincarnation, religious views, RespawnRapture, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the afterlife is just respawning at your bed? Well, on our server, life after death is a wild ride! Picture this: when you die, you get to party with all the creepers and skeletons in a never-ending dance-off. Plus, the winner gets a diamond sword! Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience and see if you have what it takes to out-dance the undead!

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!