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Punching Asuka in her ugly kraut face Minecraft server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can punch Asuka in her ugly kraut face! That’s right, join us for epic battles against Asuka and her kraut minions as we defend our blocky world from their evil clutches. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Asuka, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single touch. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show Asuka who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible!

Ryzen 7 SMP Minecraft Decent 2024

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	94
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4351	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on outdated servers with laggy gameplay and boring builds? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time we all built giant statues of our favorite snacks and had a massive food fight? Oh, and let’s not forget the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a clucking contest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is powered by the mystical energy of the AMD Ryzen 7, making it the fastest and most powerful server in all of Minecraft land. You’ll never experience lag or slow loading times again!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for the time of your life. And who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within our world. See you there, fellow adventurers!

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Crops Grown:	6790	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Emeralds Found:	1217

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats.

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual BBQ with all your new best friends.

And if you’re from Sydney, well, you’re in for a real treat. Our server has a secret portal that leads straight to the Sydney Opera House. Yep, you heard that right. You can mine for diamonds by day and catch a show at the Opera House by night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…they’re always up to no good.

It’s Getting Dark, Too Dark to See – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1300	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the sun never sets and the mobs are always throwing a party!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers come out of nowhere and start busting out their best moves. Or how about the time our resident prankster, Steve, replaced all the pigs with flying llamas? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of clucking soldiers ready to take over the world. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So come on down to our crazy SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Join us if you dare, but be warned: once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s getting dark, too dark to see…but who needs light when you have a flaming pig as your trusty steed?

5:02 Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	624

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be staying up until 5:02 AM just to keep playing! Join us for a night of craziness and fun as we build, mine, and battle our way through the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs sleep when you can have a blast on our server? Goodnight, lovely people, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Flg – Minecraft SMP – F-List General

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dimension Hops:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level! Forget about building castles and farms, here you can create character profiles and find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes to roleplay with. From snake sniddies to unicorn horn tickling, we’ve got more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous roleplay scenarios. Need a break from mining and crafting? Jump into our webchat for some textual roleplaying that will make your diamond armor blush. And don’t forget to check out our filtered ads for even more spicy content.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as wild and creative as you are? Come on in and let your fursona run wild – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a roleplay scenario that involves a talking cow and a quest for the rarest block in the game. Let the adventures begin!

FamCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you ready to dive into the world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each individual member in hilarious detail! From Okayu, who is basically a cat in human form, to Korone, the doggo with a heart of gold, to Fubuki, the snow queen who will freeze you with her icy stare, to Ayame, the ninja warrior who can vanish into thin air, to Mio, the wolf girl who will howl at the moon, to Subaru, the space cadet who will take you on a wild ride through the galaxy.

Follow them on Twitter for even more shenanigans, watch their crazy videos, and join our community of OKFAMS enthusiasts! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the chaos begin! 🐱🐶❄️🗡️🐺🚀 #OKFAMS #MinecraftMadness

Alright Elite Gods, who are we taking? Dakota? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crops Grown:	2456	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server in existence! Join us and become a part of the Elite Gods, a group of legendary players who dominate the virtual world with their mad skills and insane builds.

We have Dakota, the master of redstone who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. Join us and witness her epic creations that will leave you speechless.

But that’s not all! We also have Steve, the fearless warrior who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a piece of bread. Join us and learn his secret techniques for surviving in the toughest of situations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the Elite Gods. Just be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Let’s conquer this Minecraft world together!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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SwitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only Minecraft can provide. We’ve got pigs flying, cows dancing, and creepers telling knock-knock jokes. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the only place where you can find secret levels inspired by Donkey Kong Country Returns and Xenoblade Chronicles X. Who knew those games could be even more epic in blocky form?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got insider information that Kirby and the Rainbow Curse will be making a surprise appearance on our server. Get ready to paint your way to victory in the most colorful and wacky adventure yet!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to all the TNT)!