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Here Is Your Batmobile Bro – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we don’t ride horses, we ride batmobiles! That’s right, forget about boring old horses, we’ve got sleek, high-speed batmobiles to zoom around in style.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have endless riches and power in the server.

Oh, and did I mention our annual Creeper Fashion Show? That’s right, dress up your creepers in the most stylish outfits and strut your stuff on the catwalk for a chance to win rare items and bragging rights.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride batmobiles, befriend a Diamond Chicken, and show off your creeper fashion sense all in one place? Join now and let the insanity begin!

SassySILvsBrotherTruth

aita, Apologize.., bail out, brother, car repair, Divorce, full time housewife, grift, Honest, Jessica, Job, Kids, Lazy, MONEY, OFFENDED, Requests, SAHP, SassySILvsBrotherTruth, SIL, tight

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real-life family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

We promise you won’t have to deal with any lazy housewives asking for money here – unless they’re asking for diamonds to build their dream castle, of course! Our server is full of excitement and fun, with no room for SAHM grifters.

Join now and leave the real world behind – because who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Trust us, this server is the escape you never knew you needed.

PublicOopsies Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Are you tired of being embarrassed in public? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing moments again because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons.

We have a secret potion in our server that makes you immune to embarrassment – just one sip and you’ll be strutting around like a boss, no matter what crazy shenanigans you get up to. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island where all the embarrassing moments from the real world are banished to, so you’ll be safe from any awkward encounters.

So come join us and leave your embarrassing past behind – in our Minecraft SMP, you’ll be the coolest kid on the block, no matter what silly things you’ve done in public.

Block Therapy – Crafting Happiness

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Imagine a world where you can escape all your problems and just build to your heart’s content. That’s right, we’re talking about our epic Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where the sun always shines, the creepers are always friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but a player can dream, right?).

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even create a giant statue of yourself – the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and powerful weapons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to stack, right?

CourtOrderComplying Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Crops Grown:	9202	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Towns Built:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we do things backwards just like X’s lawyers! We comply with court orders we previously defied just for the lols. Brazil’s Supreme Court might allow us to return next week, but who cares cuz we be wildin’ out here! Build insane structures, battle crazy mobs, and maybe even defy some court orders yourself! Join now for a truly chaotic Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyRishi vs KeirCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	7067
Divine Spears Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got more drama den a reality show! we got keir starmer and rishi sunak fightin it out in da virtual world, tryna be da most popular player! u can join a team and help ur fave politician win, or u can start ur own drama and take over da server! who needs a honeymoon when u got dis much chaos goin on?! join now for a wild ride!

WarNationsMC

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Geopolitical Earth map server with conquests, economy and much more! Join now our first version of this server which is free2win. Create your own nation to your liking, whether it is fictional or based on a real one, you are free to do whatever you want on our server, what are you waiting for to join?

178.33.104.69:2641

Limecraft Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchantments Applied:	172	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Limecraft Survival is a recently established public survival server made for a more casual playerbase. We have economy features to encourage trade, and land claiming to allow members to protect their bases.

We run the servers off of our own hardware in Switzerland, allowing for a fast and reliable experience. We do offer a rank, but it is of very minimal gameplay impact, mainly for those who wish to support us.

survival.limecraft.yt

V For Vanilla: The Server Where Creeper Hugs are Not Allowed! No Map Resets, Just Lots of TNT Fun!

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	Join our Discord
Version	Java 1.21

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M

No Map Resets

Random, unprotected spawn area

No TPA or Sethome

Griefing & Killing Allowed

No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)

Chat isn’t strictly moderated

Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of being misled by the internet? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any fake news like this! We have a strict “no misinformation” policy and guarantee that you will only find wholesome and accurate content here. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in fact-checking. So come join us and let’s debunk some myths together!