Alan Wake Remastered Gameplay Minecraft Servers

F*cking Redstone Wiz – Minecraft Server for the Confused & Amused! #RedstoneMaster #WTFIsRedstone

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Yo, so picture this: you’re minding your own business in Minecraft, building your dream castle, when suddenly you stumble upon a mysterious portal. You gather up your courage and step through, only to find yourself in a dimension where pigs can talk and zombies breakdance for diamonds. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of potato-worshiping villagers who will trade you emeralds for the finest spuds in all the land. And don’t even get me started on the flying llamas that shoot fireworks out of their butts. It’s a wild ride, my friend.

Oh, and did I mention the time-traveling chickens? Yeah, you heard me right. These chickens have mastered the art of time travel and will take you on adventures to the past, present, and future. Just be sure to watch out for the creepers with jetpacks – they’re a real blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see for yourself how the fuck it all works. Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

NeckbeardGang Minecraft – Where Back Shaving is Srs Bzns. Noobs Welcome, Creeper Tears Optional. #neckbeardlife

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beauty, Bzns, creeper, facial grooming, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming tips, hair removal, hygiene, Minecraft, neck grooming, neck hair, neck shaving, NeckbeardGang, neckbeardlife, Noobs, Optional, personal care, self-care, shaving, shaving routine, shaving tips, skincare, srs, Tears

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Enchantments Applied:	149	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with a clean-shaven face and a neglected neckbeard? Join our server and embrace the chaos of shaving the back of your neck every time you shave your face! Experience the thrill of living life on the edge as you navigate the treacherous waters of neck grooming. Will you emerge victorious with a pristine neckline, or fall victim to the dreaded neckbeard curse? Only one way to find out – join us today!

BlockBling MC: Oh hi Anon, I’m Hamia – Trendy Minecraft Server for LOLs and Adventure! #MinecraftMadness #HamiaHype

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	3518	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Oh hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiast! I’m Hamia, your new coworker on this epic server. Why should you join, you ask? Well let me tell you, on this server, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of bacon. Can you imagine the riches you’ll be swimming in?? And don’t even get me started on the enchanted creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a literal blast! So come join us and let’s build the most ridiculous and awesome creations together. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCraze: LOLs and Blocks Server – PVP, Builders, Minigames. ‘Anyone try it?’

blocks, Builders, CraftyCraze, lols, Minigames, PvP, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Chimeras Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because this server is where all your wildest dreams come true!

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself riding a flying pig through a rainbow-drenched sky, while a herd of friendly creepers serenades you with a chorus of “We Will Rock You.” And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll be able to build a house out of diamonds, ride a giant chicken into battle, and even have a dance-off with a pack of dancing zombies. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghosts of long-lost players, who will share their secrets with you if you dare to explore the darkest corners of the map.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or will you? (Cue dramatic music)

LOLZYCraft: Putin’s Army Sucks

aggression, Army, Conflict, Corruption, Defense, dogshit, Failure, Incompetence, inefficiency, leadership, LOLZYCraft, Military, Politics, power, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, SUCKS, Technology, Training, Weakness, weapons

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of Russia’s military being total dogshit! But don’t worry, that just means all the fun is happening here instead.

Join us for epic battles where the only strategy is to run around like a headless chicken. Build your base surrounded by glitchy blocks that will randomly disappear, keeping you on your toes at all times.

Our server is also home to the legendary Slap Fight Tournament, where players compete in epic duels using nothing but their bare hands. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high five from a pixelated unicorn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just watch out for those exploding ghosts!

MinecraftFate: Grand LOLder – Ultimate Gaming 4 Gamers – Join Now for Fun & Friendship – Slash & Craft Your Way to Victory

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	120
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with floating islands, water monsters, and crazy quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Embark on advanced quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills like never before! Battle water monsters on a floating island of innocents and save the day in the most epic way possible. Summon epic creatures like Hai Ba Trung and Morgan to aid you in your quest for glory!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a Spring 2024 New Master Support Campaign that will blow your mind? Gain exclusive rewards and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your friends in the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Access exclusive servant info, materials, summoning rates, and drop rates to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

FlushCraftz – The Ultimate Bathroom-themed Minecraft Experience! 🚽💩🧻 #FlushableMemes #PottyPlays #ToiletTrendz

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Votes:	2474	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

🚽🤣 Yo, listen up! Wanna join our epic Minecraft server? We’re so wild, we use FLUSHABLE wet wipes like there’s no tomorrow! Yeah, you heard me right. Our city’s septic system is a hot mess because we’re too busy living life on the edge in Minecraft. So if you’re ready to cause chaos and wreak havoc, come on over! Just don’t blame us when the city comes knocking on our virtual doors 😂🚽🔥 #WetWipeWarriors #SepticSystemSilliness

Tomie’s Minecraft Mayhem

anger, art, Bitch, Confrontation, criticism, emotional, fear, Horror, hypothetical, insult, kill, MAYHEM, Minecraft, murder, Painting, reaction, Revenge, stuck up, stupid, Tomie, Tomies, violent

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where calling someone a stupid stuck up bitch for not liking your painting is not only accepted, but encouraged! We believe in expressing our true feelings, even if it means being a little rude sometimes. Join us for a community that thrives on brutal honesty and sassiness.

Our server is home to the most epic art battles you’ll ever witness. If someone doesn’t appreciate your masterpiece, feel free to unleash your inner artist and show them who’s boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of the Picasso of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their poultry revolution?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the norm, art is a battleground, and chickens are plotting world domination, then look no further! Join us today and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other. Just be ready to defend your paintings and watch your back around those scheming chickens!

FunkyCreeperCraft: Your Quest Begins Now, Noob!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	106	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no deep philosophical discussions? Well, look no further! Join our server where we dive into the mysteries of the universe while building epic creations!

Join us as we explore the symbolic meaning behind Christ being crucified between two thieves. Uncover the secrets of ancient wisdom and learn how math, symbols, and allegory can unlock the mysteries of the universe.

Ever wondered why we are of spiritual nature and placed into animal bodies? Well, on our server, we dive deep into these big questions and challenge our souls to evolve and learn through the trials and tribulations of Minecraft reality.

So why wait? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the universe while building your own epic creations. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way!

LimeCraft: Go Green or Go Home!

Blue, bluefags, control, Europe, EYES, genocided, green eyes, Green.., home, LimeCraft, Master, master race, Race, True

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there, where the green-eyed warriors reign supreme and the bluefags tremble in fear! Join us as we conquer Europe and establish our dominance, one block at a time.

But beware, on this server, nothing is as it seems. The cows can fly, the creepers breakdance, and the lava turns into chocolate milk (not really, please don’t jump in the lava thinking it’s actually delicious).

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, anything can happen. Join us now and be a part of the legendary green-eyed army, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Don’t be a bluefag, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, destined to be immortalized in the annals of gaming history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!