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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7649 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?