Why don’t creepers cum or masturbate when detonating, especially…

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8805	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mines Excavated:	2813	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

Get ready for a raisin’ good time on the Rum Raisin server!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5176	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to RUM RAISIN, the wackiest Minecraft server this side of the blocky universe! Dive into a world where rum flows like water and raisins are the currency of choice. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of…you guessed it, more rum raisins! Join us today and let the hilarity ensue on RUM RAISIN!

Join our Minecraft server to find out – SanityNotIncluded!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Are creepers driving you crazy in Minecraft? Looking for an alternative to antipsychotics? Join our server and unleash your inner block-building therapist! Build, mine, and craft your way to mental sanity – no medication needed! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be quite therapeutic in their own explosive way. Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky mental blocks!

Penultimate – Minecraft Wii U Shutdown Server [Creative] “We’ve run out of pixels, time to call it quits!”

April 8th, autosave, backups, Call, Community, consoles, Creative, end of an era, fire spread, Gaming, Griefing, historical, legacy console edition, Minecraft, Monuments, Nintendo, Online Multiplayer, Penultimate, pixels, QUITS.., RUN, Server, Shutdown, Time, TNT explosions, Weve, wii, Wii U, woodland mansions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3259	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Minecraft Wii U <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/canadianmusic/">Server</a>

Minecraft Wii U Server

Description	Join us in celebrating the Wii U and 3DS’s final moments before Nintendo Network shuts down. This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition.
Server Status	24/7 uptime until Nintendo Network shuts down
Restrictions	No griefing or crashing game, TNT explosions and fire spread disabled, frequent backups and autosave enabled
Community	Small community forming with a focus on building and commemorating the Nintendo Wii U and 3DS

FAQs

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?

A: This server is exclusive to Minecraft: Wii U Edition. Java and Bedrock editions are not supported.

Q: How long will the server be running?

A: The server will be running 24/7 until Nintendo Network shuts down.

Q: Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

A: Griefing and crashing the game are not allowed. TNT explosions and fire spread are disabled. Backups are made frequently and autosave is enabled to prevent damage.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the server through the Minecraft: Wii U Edition multiplayer option and follow any server-specific instructions provided.

Q: Can I join the community and build with others?

A: Yes, the server aims to build a tight-knit community of players to commemorate the Wii U and 3DS consoles.

TestMC: Where creepers are friendlier than the adults on this server!

128GB, 7800X3D, Adult, Adults, chestlogger, CREEPERS, DDR4, Discord, friendlier, Friendly, mod plugins, NA East, OWC, Paper, player audit, quality of life changes, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Streamer, TestMC, Whitelist, YouTuber

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Votes:	2185	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

TestMC Overview
TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server. The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins but is open to adding quality of life changes upon request. It is streamer/youtuber friendly.

Specifications
128gb OWC ddr4
7800x3d

Join our Discord server for more information and updates!

TestMC FAQ

Questions	Answers
What type of server is TestMC?	TestMC is a Vanilla SMP Server hosted on a personal dedicated server.
What plugins are currently running on TestMC?	The server is currently running on paper and mod plugins.
Is TestMC willing to add more features upon request?	Yes, TestMC is willing to add quality of life changes upon request.
Is TestMC streamer/youtuber friendly?	Yes, TestMC is streamer/youtuber friendly.
What are the server specifications?	TestMC runs on 128gb OWC ddr4 and 7800x3d.

Arlo Nation: Where Minecraft players pretend they have real responsibilities and deadlines

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ores Mined:	1998
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Arlo Nation Roleplay

Bedrock

Arlo Nation Roleplay is a medieval Minecraft Roleplay on bedrock Minecraft. As a new server we are looking to fill staff positions, get more builders, and active members! Lead a nation or be a simple farmer the choice is yours. With an ever developing lore and growing player base and world. Arlo was once ruled by a vicious Emperor who submitted his subjects to horrific tyranny. Through cooperation and teamwork the many groups of Arlo managed to defeat this Emperor and split up the land developing several unique nations. Which will you pick and who will you be!

-nontoxic 🙏

-inclusive 🌈🌧️

-friendly staff 😊

we aim to create a fun Roleplay experience join now! 🏃‍♀️

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I be a staff member?	We are currently looking to fill staff positions. Please reach out to us for more information on how to apply.
How can I join the server?	Simply connect to our server using the provided IP address and port.
Are there specific rules for the Roleplay?	Yes, we have a set of guidelines to follow to ensure a positive Roleplay experience for all players.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, players have the freedom to lead their own nations or choose to be part of an existing one.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in certain designated areas. Please check with staff for more information.

SuperSMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Connect, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, Realm, Sandbox, Server, smp, Survival, Unique, virtual, world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Hypixel VS SuperSMP

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Wide variety of minigames	Can be overcrowded
Active player base	Pay-to-win aspects
Well-maintained server	Can be overwhelming for new players

Hypixel is a popular Minecraft server known for its wide variety of minigames and active player base. However, it can sometimes be overcrowded and has pay-to-win aspects that may not appeal to all players.

SuperSMP

Pros	Cons
Friendly community	Limited features compared to Hypixel
Cross-platform play (Java and Bedrock)	Smaller player base
Beginner-friendly	Lacks some popular minigames

SuperSMP is a friendly Minecraft server that offers cross-platform play on both Java and Bedrock editions. It has a smaller player base compared to Hypixel but is known for its beginner-friendly environment.

FAQ

Q: Which server has more minigames?

A: Hypixel has a wide variety of minigames, while SuperSMP may have fewer but focuses on community and a more relaxed gameplay experience.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock editions on these servers?

A: Yes, SuperSMP offers cross-platform play on both Java and Bedrock editions, while Hypixel is primarily Java-only.

Q: Which server is more suitable for new players?

A: SuperSMP is known for being beginner-friendly, with a smaller player base and a more relaxed atmosphere compared to the sometimes overwhelming experience on Hypixel.

Stormy Lagoon! The only place where creepers wear swim trunks

Artmap, bedrock, Canvas Creativity, Chat Report Disabled, CREEPERS, Crossplay Compatibility, Custom Features, Custom Items, Discord, Fair Rules, Grief Protection, hidden treasures, java, lagoon, marketplace, Mature Community, MCMMO, Place, player-driven economy, PvE, Quality of Life Commands, smp, Stormy, Survival, swim, tiktok, trunks, wear

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	7456	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Server Name	Stormy Lagoon
Established	January 4th, 2022
Version	1.20.4
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566
Discord	Join our Discord
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow our Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Chat Report Disabled
Organized Discord Channels
Quality of Life Commands
Fair Rules
No Pay-to-Win
Crossplay Compatibility
Canvas Creativity
Thriving Economy
Competitive mcMMO
Advanced Land Claiming
Custom Tags & Join Messages
Inclusive Community

FAQ

Q: What is the server version?

A: The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.4 and is available on Java & Bedrock.

Q: How long has the server been established?

A: Stormy Lagoon was established over four years ago, on January 4th, 2022.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, Stormy Lagoon does not have any pay-to-win aspects. All ranks can be obtained through voting.

Q: Is there a marketplace in the game?

A: Yes, players can sell goods at the player-run marketplace on the server.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite.

Q: Are there any special perks for players on the server?

A: Yes, players can enjoy perks such as custom items, competitive mcMMO gameplay, advanced land claiming features, and more.

Just Your Everyday “Averagely Amazing German” Server

amazing, Average, average german, Averagely, culture, deutsch, deutschland, Europe, everyday, Foreign, German, heritage, History, imageboard, International, Language, Lifestyle, Server, Traditions, worksafe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Star Shards Collected:	204	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to Average German Minecraft server! Prepare to experience some typical German efficiency and precision as you mine, craft, and build your way to victory. Don’t worry, we won’t make you wear lederhosen while you play, but we can’t guarantee that you won’t develop a sudden craving for schnitzel and beer. Prost!

BLOCKLAB.FUN GRIFFER SERVER OPENING A SERVER Minecraft server

238071, 3687015681517289809794, 80696704, banner, BLOCKLAB.FUN, description, GREEFER SERVER, GRIFFER, height, image, Lazy, minecraft server, OWNER, personal account, Rating, server opening, Servers, Storage, width

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

The owner of the server “BLOCKLAB.FUN GREEFER SERVER OPENING SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

play.blocklab.fun

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