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GeoffCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3092

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with its outrageous and hilarious antics!

Join us for a wild ride filled with LGBTQIA+ reinforcements, ESG payments to game studios, and drag queen story hour performances that will leave you in stitches. Who needs Kojima’s wasted budget or Angry Joe’s YouTube rants when you can be part of the most epic Minecraft server around?

Forget about the chuds and boring game ads, because on our server, anything goes. From wild game awards to insane collaborations with WWE superstars and pizza-loving game developers, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with Kevin Nash or Anthony Burch himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Pay2PlayCraft

aita, bbq, compromise, Disregard, DISRESPECTFUL, Effort, Exam, Friend, Hosting, Interns, irresponsible, Late, Party, Pay, Pay2PlayCraft, Principle, Share, split cost, Students, study, Time

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	4242	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of hosting parties for your broke friends who can’t even show up on time or pay their fair share? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your party hosting woes behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual BBQ party and invite all your friends without worrying about latecomers or freeloaders. And the best part? You don’t have to split the cost of food and drinks because everything is free in the virtual world!

Say goodbye to disrespectful guests who don’t appreciate your efforts and hello to a community of players who understand the importance of being responsible and considerate. Don’t let one bad apple ruin your party-planning experience – join our server today and let the fun begin!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start throwing the most epic virtual parties without any of the drama! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Bookworms Minecraft Server

Book, Bookworms, controversial, Dark, Disturbing, disturbing content, disturbing narrative, disturbing themes, Fiction, INTENSE, Literature, Minecraft, Mystery, non-horror, Psychological, reading, Server, Suspense, taboo, Thought-provoking, Thriller, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8161	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Emeralds Found:	9412	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for hidden book pages scattered throughout the world. And instead of fighting off zombies, you’ll be battling grammar police who are out to correct your spelling mistakes! But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a giant library made entirely out of enchanted books? Well, now you can! So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s turn the page on boring Minecraft servers together!

RetroCraft: Where Dial-Up is Ancient History!

Ancient, bygone habits, DialUp, disappearing customs, disappearing fads, disappearing traditions, discontinued products, forgotten practices, forgotten toys, History, obsolete technology, obsolete trends, old-fashioned styles, old-school items, once-common objects, outdated fashion, outdated trends, past popular items, rare collectibles, rare memorabilia, RetroCraft, uncommon relics, vintage gadgets, vintage technology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Remember when everyone used to play Minecraft on those basic servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, those days are long gone, my friend! Step into the future with our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who will give you valuable life advice (trust us, he’s a wise old bird). Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So why waste your time on those outdated servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Come join us and let the madness begin!

TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

arms sales, China, China-Taiwan relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, Government, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military intervention, Minecraft, opposition, political tension, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, U.S, united states, Withdrawal

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Magic Items Found:	6215
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Buildings Constructed:	16

so, like, u know what’s even more outrageous than u.s. arms sales to taiwan? joining our minecraft server, duh! like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man. plus, if u join, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. yeah, u heard me right. so come on, join our server and let’s show those taiwan arms sales who’s boss!

LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s

Autonomy, Call, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, LegitCraft, legitimacy, national identity, Politics, presidential power, putin, Putins, self-determination, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Ukraines, world affairs, Zelenskiy

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	103	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Divine Spears Created:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.

BlockbusterBlunders

Analysis, BlockbusterBlunders, Characters, critical thinking, deep dive, favorite book, favorite movie, hidden meaning, Insight, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, Message, missed the point, misunderstanding, Overlooked, perspective, Plot, reevaluation, Reflection, storytelling, Themes

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

so, like, imagine if you could enter your fave book or movie but in MINECRAFT form. like, you could be chilling in hogwarts with steve from minecraft or fighting zombies with spiderman. this server is like a portal to all your fave stories but with a twist – everything is made out of blocks and you gotta mine for resources to survive. trust me, you’ve never experienced harry potter or avengers like this before. join now and let the madness begin!

CBNcraft: Sleepytime Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like taking a small dose of cannabinol and entering a whole new world of adventure and fun!

our server is so lit that it will reduce all ur nighttime awakenings and sleep disturbances cuz u won’t be able to stop playing! it’s like a placebo-controlled investigation into the effects of pure awesomeness on ur gaming experience.

come join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs like never before. trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

ZillaSMP: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with more cannons and brews!

Brews, Cannons, Chest Shops, discord server, feudalistic, Game, gameplay guide, knighthoods, Lore, meets, Minecraft, proximity-based voice chat, real boats, Roleplay, tactical planning, Thrones, trade guilds, viking tribes, ZillaSMP, ZillaSMP Info channel

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9487	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Alien Abductions:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1842	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics
ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)
ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.
As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP’s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features:

Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information:

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide.

How to Join:

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

FAQ:

1. Is ZillaSMP a modded server?

No, ZillaSMP does not require any mods to join. It is a vanilla Minecraft server with custom features and mechanics.

2. How do I choose a role in ZillaSMP?

Players are free to choose their own roles on ZillaSMP, such as knight, pirate, viking, lord, or any other medieval-themed role. Roles can also be selected through in-game interactions and roleplay.

3. Can I form my own kingdom in ZillaSMP?

Yes, players are able to establish their own kingdoms within the game, complete with land claims, hierarchy, and other medieval elements. This allows for player-driven politics, conflict, and alliances.

4. Are there specific rules for naval warfare in ZillaSMP?

While there are guidelines for naval combat, such as the use of cannons on boats and strategic planning, players have the freedom to engage in naval warfare as they see fit. Just remember to follow the server’s rules and guidelines for fair play.

5. How can I join ZillaSMP?

To join ZillaSMP, simply join the Discord server linked above and follow the instructions provided in the ZillaSMP Info channel. From there, you can connect to the server and start your medieval roleplay adventure.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you questioning reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is like “Where do you think they are today?” Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Are you ready to dive into a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky? Join now and let the madness begin!