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JoozBanker Minecraft SMP – “How does the Jooz banking system work so I can download more…”

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	104
Magic Items Found:	8504	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to become a virtual billionaire with our revolutionary Jooz banking system.

Our banking system works by having a team of highly trained villagers meticulously counting every virtual coin that comes in and out. They even wear little green visors for that extra touch of professionalism. And don’t worry, we have a backup system in place in case a creeper decides to blow up the main bank.

But wait, there’s more! The value of our currency is backed up by the tears of griefers who have been banned for trying to steal from our precious bank. Their salty tears add that extra flavor to our economy, making it the most stable in all of Minecraft.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading more money than you could ever imagine. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky hackers trying to exploit our system. Happy mining!

ToenailTossin’BF griefGONE!

aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, griefGONE, Grieving Process, gross, Jealousy, late fiancé, love, Memories, Moving, Phobia, relationship, Respect, sentimental attachment, Support, throwaway, toenail, ToenailTossinBF, Understanding

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets and toe-nail biting adventures.

Imagine stumbling upon a box of mysterious items in a virtual closet, only to discover a toenail with polish on it! Will you have the courage to confront the owner and demand they throw it away, or will you embrace the weirdness and keep it as a token of love?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding a toenail in a box of memories. Who knows what kind of bizarre pranks and sentimental attachments you’ll encounter as you navigate through our pixelated world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the unexpected twists and turns that await you. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as this one!

BlockBoredomCraft

annoyance, BlockBoredomCraft, bored, Disgruntled, done with, exasperated, exhausted, fatigued, fed up, Frustration, irritated, jaded, over it, sick of, tired of, tired of dealing with, Vexed, Weary, weary of

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	9756
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Say goodbye to the same old same old and join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Are you sick of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well on our server, creepers are actually your best friends! They’ll help you mine faster by blowing up blocks for you – talk about explosive efficiency!

Sick of boring old survival mode? Join our server where survival means battling it out with giant mutant chickens and riding on the backs of flying pigs! Who needs boring old zombies and skeletons when you can fight off hordes of killer bunnies instead?

And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts! We’ve hidden diamonds in the most ridiculous places – from the top of the tallest tree to the bottom of the ocean filled with angry squids. Can you find them all before the timer runs out?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

KyivCraft: No Russians Allowed!

2.., 4-year-old boy, Allowed, Bombing, CASUALTIES, Civilian, Conflict, death, eastern europe, international news, kills, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, Military, russia, Russian attack, russians, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! It’s like the Hunger Games but with blocks and stuff. The other day, a Russian attack happened in Kyiv Oblast and it was so intense, 2 peeps died, including a 4-year-old boy. But don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server…probably. Join now for some epic battles and crazy adventures! Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players. Let’s get blocky!

Bonfire

building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Grind to obtain epic gear, cosmetics, mounts, pets, and more! Friendly staff and community. We support land claiming and grief rollback. Frequent fun and exciting events. Come say hi! IP: mcbonfire.net

mcbonfire.net:2235

Aegis

+18, 1.20.4, AEGIS, Economy, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Votes:	5621
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1544

****18+ Only****1.20.4**** Welcome to the Aegis MMORPG

The AEGIS MMORPG Minecraft Server offers a thrilling multiplayer experience, transforming the classic game into an expansive and immersive RPG world. Key features include:

play.aegismc.net

Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7785
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Animals Bred:	68
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!