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LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

alone, AMERICANS, blocks, busy, Communication, Community, Connection, Friends, friendship, Friendship Paradox, Friendship Time, friendship trends, ISOLATION, Lifestyle, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Paradox, relationships, Social Interaction, social trends, socializing, Technology, Time

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	964	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

Glimmer Groove: Where mods mingle, survival is supreme, and the whitelist is strict!

adultsonly, Communication, Community, Discord, dramafree, Friendly, Fun, Glimmer, Groove, Hatefree, java, Minecraft, mingle, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, Newworld, Server, smp, Strict, SUPREME, Survival, Timezones, Voicechat, Welcoming, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server: Glimmer Grove

Description	ADULTS ONLY Minecraft server for modded Java with a welcoming community
Communication	Discord for communication, voice chat required at least once
Community	Whitelisted community with zero tolerance for hate or drama
Population	13 current players with varying time zones

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it is modded Java server
Is voice chat required all the time?	No, voice chat is required at least once but not all the time
How can I join the server?	You need to apply for whitelist and join the Discord server for communication
What are the rules for the server?	Zero tolerance for hate or major drama, be respectful and follow community guidelines

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	248
Enchantments Applied:	135	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

Based, Cliche, copycat, Derivative, Excessive, imitative, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, overuse, redundant, Repetition, Repetitive, Server, Tiresome, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, Unoriginal, unoriginality, unvaried

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Emeralds Found:	8016
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	770060
Potions Brewed:	122	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!