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RomcomCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime culture, childhood friend, comedy, Crush, Drama, harem, love, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, relationships, romance, romcom, RomcomCraft, Server, Ship, sister, sitcoms, slice of life, triangle-romance, trope

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like a romcom gone wrong.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your childhood friend appears out of nowhere, but wait, they don’t even remember who you are! And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, your sister shows up and reveals she’s actually your childhood crush. Talk about a plot twist!

But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any harem shenanigans here. Just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun with a side of hilarious romcom drama. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Minecraft SMP: /pfg/ – NoPussyGang

booru, censored, conditioned goons, desuarchive, hgoon, hoe scarers, hypersexual, Making out with your screen edition, Minecraft, NoPussyGang, pfg, porn-addicted hand-fucker, Pussyfree General, pussyfree losers, reentry, Resources, self-made faggots, smp, Trash, weeby eternal virgins

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner hand-fuckers and porn-addicted gamers! Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer making out with your screen over actual human interaction? Then this server is perfect for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!

LocationShare Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, denial, invasion of privacy, location sharing, LocationShare, long distance, Minecraft, new relationship, Peace of mind, personal space, Principle, privacy, relationship, Safety, Server, Tracking, tracking device, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of your girlfriend trying to track your every move like a detective in a cheesy spy movie? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build without being monitored 24/7!

On our server, you can create your own virtual fortress and never have to worry about someone trying to invade your privacy. No more sharing locations or having someone constantly checking up on you – unless it’s to admire your epic builds, of course.

Join now and experience the freedom of building without boundaries, just like how you should have the freedom to live your life without being tracked like a criminal on the run. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with relationship drama over location sharing.

DaughterDramaCraft

Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, comparisons, DAUGHTER, DaughterDramaCraft, firm, Friend, Insecurity, introverted, judgments, Justified, overreacted, parenting, Quiet, relationships, Reserved, self esteem, speech development, talking habits

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6732
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	255

Are you tired of judgmental friends comparing your child’s speech development to their own milestones? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever comment on your daughter’s talking habits, because we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons!

We welcome introverted parents who have struggled with insecurities about being too quiet – on our server, you can let your creativity shine without worrying about others’ opinions. Plus, we have a 3-year-old daughter-friendly zone where kids can play safely while you conquer the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – on our server, the only comparisons being made are about who has the coolest diamond armor!

KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosities, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood musings, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible moments, kid logic, KidBeliefsMinecraftSMP, kids say the darndest things, naive thoughts, silly beliefs, silly misconceptions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1952
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your own house with a misplaced TNT block or getting pranked by a mischievous group of players who think it’s funny to fill your entire base with chickens. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come on and join the fun – just don’t believe anyone who tells you that diamonds are actually made from unicorn tears.

Retro2ModernCraft

1950’s, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, Communication, cryptocurrency, Cultural differences, environmental issues, Globalization, internet, medical advancements, modern life, online shopping, Retro2ModernCraft, smartphones, social media, societal norms, space exploration, Technology, time travel, virtual reality

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
New Chunks Explored:	177595	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Imagine trying to explain to someone from the 1950s that you can now join a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and players ride around on giant chickens as their trusty steeds. They would probably think you’ve lost your marbles!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, tame a pet dragon to guard your treasures, and even participate in epic battles against evil llamas trying to take over the land.

So if you ever find yourself in need of a good laugh and a break from reality, come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, trying to explain this to someone from the 1950s would be the least of your worries once you’re hooked on the madness that awaits you here!

GazaKids2UAE Minecraft Server

children, Conflict, Departure, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaKids2UAE, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, medical aid, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, palestine, peace negotiations, Politics, Postpones, Server, sick, Treatment, uae

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crops Grown:	5390	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got like, Netanyahu postponing the departure of sick Gazan children for treatment in UAE. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build the craziest roller coasters and have epic battles with your friends.

like, imagine building a giant castle and then having a massive water balloon fight with all your buddies. or maybe you wanna go on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness.

plus, our server has the best parties with the coolest music and the tastiest virtual snacks. so come join us and forget about all that real world drama, because on our server, the only thing that matters is having a blast and creating amazing memories.

GriefCraft: NoNetanyahuMeeting

Conflict, Diplomacy, families, Golan rocket attack, Government, Grief, GriefCraft, Israel, Kids, Loss, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, News, NoNetanyahuMeeting, Politics, prime minister, Refuse, Report, Tragedy, Victims, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8724	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

so, liek, u kno dis minecraft server? it’s, liek, so epic u gotta join, man. u kno why? cuz, like, the owner of dis server once defeated the ender dragon with a carrot. a CARROT, dude. and, like, if u join dis server, u get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. it’s, like, so lit, man. and, like, the spawn area is, like, a giant disco party with, like, flying pigs and dancing zombies. u gotta join, man. trust me, it’s, like, the best server ever. oh, and, like, the owner once built a castle made entirely out of diamonds. DIAMONDS, dude. u gotta join, man. it’s, like, so epic.

BubbleBreathCraft

airy, blowing, Breath, BubbleBreathCraft, Bubbles, Childhood, delicate, ephemeral, fleeting, Floating, Fun, imagination, iridescent, Light, Memories, Play, round, Shimmering, soap, Taste, Transparent

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

hey u, yes u! do u want to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u question reality? well, u have come to the right place! our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep.

once upon a time, a player found a diamond sword that was so powerful, it could slice through bedrock like butter. they became the ruler of the server and everyone worshipped them like a minecraft god.

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and battle evil witches with your enchanted pickaxe. u can build a castle made entirely of gold blocks and swim in a pool of lava without getting burned.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the minecraft adventure of a lifetime! who needs bubbles when u can have the breath of a dragon blowing in your face?

SurvivalOnline

Anarchy, Eula, Gaming, microsoft, Minecraft, mojang studios, multiplayer, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Animals Bred:	132	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Our server hosts the Minecraft survival gamemode as provided by Mojang Studios, an open ended sandbox.

You must follow the Mojang and Microsoft EULA that you have agreed to when creating your account.

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