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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8906 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, come join our wild and wacky server where Haitian BVLLS are causing chaos and making shartcels seethe with jealousy!
Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and the occasional llama parade led by our resident llama whisperer, Steve. But beware, the Haitian BVLLS are always up to something mischievous, whether it’s turning all the water into lava or building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks.
So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional explosive prank), come join us and see why everyone is talking about our crazy Minecraft SMP!
