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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 8465 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 53 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE IN A LAND FILLED WITH FLOATING PIGS AND RAINBOW SHEEP. WHY? BECAUSE WHY NOT! WE DON’T FOLLOW THE RULES OF GRAVITY HERE, WE MAKE OUR OWN RULES!
AND GET THIS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A GIANT KITTY CAT WITH LASER EYES. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, LASER EYES! AND WHEN YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET A RAINBOW UNICORN AS A PET. IT’S INSANE, I KNOW!
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT YOUR ARMOR AND STILL BE PROTECTED. IT’S A WIN-WIN SITUATION!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! EUROPE’S RUSSIAN GAS ERA MAY BE ENDING, BUT OUR SERVER IS JUST GETTING STARTED!