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Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

2f, 3f, 64, Arena, blu-dev, bros, Fizzi, Game, github, Latency Mod, latency slider, melee, Minecraft, MONEY, netplay, p.., pastebin, Quickplay, rugpull, Server, SMASH, Smash Remix, ssbg, Super, super smash bros, Working

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	8930
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, annoying poll, annoying survey, comedy, comedy poll, Entertainment, funny, funny or irritating, funny survey, humor, humor or annoyance, humor poll, humor vs annoyance, humor vs annoyance poll, IRRITATING, Minecraft, opinion, poll, smp, Strawpoll, survey, Vote

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	275	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4810

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

Breaking Point, Closure, decision, emotional intelligence, GutWalkinAway, healing, Instinct, intuition, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-trust, smp, Trust, trust your gut, walk away

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	46	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

2015vs2025

2015, 2015vs2025, 2025, Advancements, changes, comparison, Evolution, experiences, Future, growth, Lifestyle, Memories, Nostalgia, past, possessions, progress, Reflection, Technology, time passing, trends

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5230
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

activism, Assassination, azerbaijan, brutal attack, Conflict, CraftyAzerOppMCServ, crime, Democracy, dies, Exile, Figure, France, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Justice, opposition, opposition movement, Politics, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7202
Magic Items Found:	1466	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

Assassination, Conflict, controversy, CraftyBibisBoomTime, Diplomacy, elections, Government, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah, Netanyahu, Politics, Polls, popularity surge, prime minister, public opinion, SECURITY, Support

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Zero Infinity Craft

closer to infinity, closer to zero, Craft, infinite values, Infinity, mathematical concepts, mathematical principles, mathematical properties, mathematical theory, Mathematics, number, numerical analysis, numerical comparisons, numerical distance, numerical proximity, numerical relationships, numerical values, Zero, zero point, zero vs infinity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Air Block Brainiacs

Air, air contaminants, air pollution, air quality, BLOCK, brain development, brain health, Brainiacs, childhood exposure, children’s health, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, environmental hazards, environmental toxins, long-term effects, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, pollution exposure, public health, respiratory system

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Towns Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!