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Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating a foreign country without speaking the language, just like our friend in Korea! You’ll be faced with challenges like trying to communicate with villagers who only speak in emojis and deciphering mysterious signs written in a language you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all – you’ll also have the opportunity to go on training missions that last for weeks at a time, just like our friend’s military spouse! Test your survival skills in the wilderness, battle against mobs that are tougher than any boss you’ve ever faced, and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.

And if you ever feel like you need space, don’t worry – we totally understand. Just let us know and we’ll give you all the space you need, whether it’s 7 months or even longer! We promise not to track your online activity or hound you for a response…unless you want us to, of course.

So come join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just make a friend who’s willing to pester you with messages of love and support, just like in real life!