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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8132
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right. The creepers were wearing glowsticks and busting out some sick moves to dubstep music. It was a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical floating island where pigs fly and cows do backflips. Don’t believe me? Join and see it for yourself!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a player who defeated a dragon with just a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it that the sword has the power to make you invincible in PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way!

Paradis

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1103
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5296
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	534
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	465
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Play Minecraft Survival in a new way with various challenges, explore a unique world and gain special abilities!

mc.paradis.vip:25720

Soul Blade Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to Soul Blade Smp!

We are a brand new server launched in 2024. Come join!

(Soul Blade is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft)

◆ JAVA IP: SoulBlade.uk.to:27016 ◆ Bedrock Ip: SoulBlade.uk.to Port : 27016

SoulBlade.uk.to:27012

f68s Survival

Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magic Items Found:	7370
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

f68’s survival is a semi-anarchy survival server. PvP and raiding are allowed with a unique shop and currency system.

The IP to connect to f68’s survival is f68survival.com The server is currently on 1.20.4

f68survival.com

DiscoverCraftSMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	243	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Welcome to DiscoverCraftSMP!

MAP START: February 24th, 2024

JAVA & BEDROCK COMPATIBLE!

Versions: 1.8.x | 1.18.x – 1.20.x

Plugins (not all listed) : MCMMO, Economy, Quests, AuctionHouse, Citizens, Leaderboards

MAP START: February 24th, 2024 Will NOT be wiped!

Join our Discord to start the fun today! https://discord.gg/8SxRrGRpyt

37.10.122.229

Quttor network

Bed wars, Skyblock, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	7701	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Quttor Network is a server that strives to provide you with the best possible Minecraft experience with custom, unique and lag-free servers. Quttor Network offers SMP, LifeSteal, Bedwars and Skyblock servers. It can be connected to from Java versions 1.9 to 1.20.1 as well as from Bedrock. Players are rewarded for voting, Youtubers who join can get a special rank, and there will also be a lobby with a parkour challenge soon!

mc.quttor.net

The Swamp

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

The Swamp is a 1.20.4 Survival Towny server with multiple custom questlines. We are looking for beta players/testers/admin. If you’re interested in becoming staff, testing basic functionality of the server, or just having a good time, join us at

theswamp.mcserver.us

theswamp.mcserver.us:25568

SpartaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Mines Excavated:	3582	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

SpartaCraft minecraft towny server economy based in gold, skills and more…

https://wiki.spartacraft.eu

Server base: 1.20.2

[email protected]

play.spartacraft.eu

Stoneblock

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Crops Grown:	4346	Divine Spears Created:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

StoneBlock is similar to skyblock, except reverse. NEW GUNS, TOOLS, ENEMIES, ARMOR, MACHINES AND MORE! NO MODS NEEDED! MINECRAFT 1.14.4

stone.un-linked.com

Orbit Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

The Orbit Network is one of the first competitive minecraft servers to combine the fun of a minecraft smp with earning real life money.

General Information » The IP for the Minecraft server is: orbitsmp.xyz » The current version is 1.20.1 » The world border is 40k x 40k (+20000 to -20000) » The server is hosted in to be decided » This is a Java server, not Bedrock/Windows 10/Console/Mobile. » This server does not accept cracked accounts. » Have fun!

orbitsmp.xyz:25601

Divine Minecraft

Hardcore, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3479	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

A friendly, fun, land claim server. Semi-Vanilla with vote crates, and more. A true server that was made by friends, for friends. Come join the hottest, newest Minecraft server out there.

divineminecraft.my.pebble.host