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Mitsubishi’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Farms Harvested:	591

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine and craft stuff? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can just sit back and watch your character do all the work for you! That’s right, we have a team of highly trained hamsters running on wheels to power your virtual avatar. Just sit back, relax, and let the hamsters do all the heavy lifting!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Mitsubishisama, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with bling. Oops!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the hamsters’ stamina). AHAHAHA OH NONONONNO FORGIVE ME MITSUBISHISAMA, but you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness!

NOPEville Minecraft Madness

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	47506	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2975	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few pesky creepers. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a GIANT roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yes, you heard that right, THE MOON! And do you know what they found up there? A secret stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of space llamas. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a LEGENDARY treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the server. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a pair of enchanted diamond boots that make you run faster than a speeding bullet. Who needs a minecart when you have those bad boys?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Abysmal SMP: Where even the squids are terrified! Join if you dare, 1.20+ on Discord!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Abyss SMP Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Minecraft Java SMP
Features	Vanilla experience with quality of life datapacks
Community	Great community atmosphere
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. How do I join the Abyss SMP?

You will need to join our Discord server and fill out an application to be added to the whitelist. Once approved, you will receive the server IP.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a list of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are meant to ensure a positive and respectful environment for all players.

3. Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

We aim to keep the server experience as close to vanilla as possible, so we have a limited list of banned items and blocks. Check our Discord server for the most up-to-date information.

4. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server. However, they will also need to go through the application process to be added to the whitelist.

5. Do you have any events or activities planned for the server?

We have regular events and activities planned for the server, including build competitions, mini-games, and community events. Join our Discord server to stay updated on upcoming events.

MineScape VS Hypixel

Adventure, Creative, Economy, enchanting graphics, Epic battles, formidable characters, grand adventures, Guilds, immersive experience, immersive world, lasting friendships, nostalgic gameplay, OSRS-inspired, player collaboration, player-run events, PvE, PvP battles, Questing, realm exploration, Roleplay, skill levels, sprawling cities, Survival, treacherous wilderness, treasure hunting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	6311
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Potions Brewed:	177	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers	Can be crowded and overwhelming for new players
Offers a wide range of mini-games and activities	Some mini-games may have long queue times
Constantly updated with new content and features	Can experience lag during peak times
Strong community and active forums	Some games may require in-game purchases for full access

MineScape

Pros	Cons
Unique blend of Minecraft and OSRS gameplay	May not appeal to players unfamiliar with OSRS
Immersive world inspired by OSRS	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Wide variety of skill sets and quests	Not as many mini-games or activities as Hypixel
Active and passionate community	May have less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

MineScape is an exciting Minecraft server that brings together the enchanting worlds of Minecraft and OSRS. Whether you’re a fan of the nostalgic graphics, captivating quests, or thrilling PvP battles, MineScape offers a unique and immersive experience that combines the best of both games.

Baldur’s Gate: Creeper Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, romance, and questionable decisions.

Have you ever wanted to recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? Well, on our server, you can knock her out in Act 1 and still get the romance – minus the sex scene, of course. But who needs that when you have all the other crazy shenanigans happening?

Explore the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or both if you’re feeling extra brave. Just be prepared for higher difficulties, more experience, and loot that will make your head spin.

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like “Tav+” but with even more twists and turns. Make sure you make the right choices or you might just lose some companions along the way.

But hey, if you’ve consumed any tadpoles, no worries! Just pass a DC21 Wisdom check and you’ll be fine – except for the whole affecting your appearance thing. It’s all part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and vote on important matters like romance, race, class, and companions. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Crafty Knights: The Blocky Adventures

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3558
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a dimension of pure chaos and insanity! Join now and experience the thrill of battling against 6* Caster Ho’olheyak and 6* Medic Kal’tsit in epic showdowns that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against the legendary Zwïllïngstürme im Herbst – 6* Guard Lessing, who is rumored to have defeated a horde of creepers with just a single swing of his sword? Or maybe you’d prefer to team up with 6* Supporter Virtuosa and 6* Guard Viviana to take on the evil forces of darkness that threaten to engulf the entire Minecraft world.

And don’t forget about the exclusive skins like Meteor skin and Absinthe, Ashlock; Texas The Omertosa that you can only find on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and mayhem on our Minecraft server today!

Alinea Survival: Where the Mobs Fight Back (But We Still Win)!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Server Name	Alinea
Server Version	1.20.5 SMP
Experience	Vanilla-like with added features
Whitelist	Available for added protection
Custom Enchantments	Available
Proximity Voice Chat	Available

FAQ

1. How do I join the Alinea server?

To join the Alinea server, you need to apply for the whitelist on our Discord server. Visit discord.alinea.gg and go to #whitelist-application to start the application process.

2. What is the server version of Alinea?

Alinea is currently running on Minecraft 1.20.5 SMP.

3. What kind of experience does Alinea offer?

Alinea offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that enhance gameplay. The server focuses on cooperative play with no PvP unless consent is given by all players involved.

4. Are there custom enchantments available on Alinea?

Yes, Alinea has custom enchantments that can be used in the game. These enchantments are unique to the server and add to the gameplay experience.

5. How can I communicate with other players on the server?

Alinea offers Proximity Voice Chat using Plasmo Voice. This feature allows players to communicate with friends and neighbors in-game.

6. Are there any specific rules on the Alinea server?

Yes, Alinea has rules in place to ensure a positive and cooperative atmosphere on the server. You can find an updated summary of the rules on our website at alinea.gg/rules.

Pixelmon Paradise: Where Minecraft meets Pokemon dreams!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8903
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine being reincarnated in the Pokemon world, but not as a cute little Pikachu – oh no, as a massive feraligatr with sheer force and a quick fang!

Picture yourself roaming the land with a moveset of Metal Claw, Ice Punch, Waterfall, and Earthquake, taking down any challengers in your path. And forget about just battling, you can hunt, forage, workout, chill in the hot springs, and even form your own gang or guild.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered about the…anatomy of a feraligatr? Let’s just say, things get a little wild when it comes to mating season. With a 7-foot tall feraligatr, you can only imagine the size of…well, you get the picture.

So come join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and experience the Pokemon world like never before. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a feraligatr’s…unique features.

4get /g/ – The Minecraft Server for Forgetful Gamers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy Enderman? Well, say goodbye to those snoozefests and say hello to our server! Why aren’t you using 4get /g/? Let me tell you, this server is so wild, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – they’re so intense, even the chickens are wearing armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who throw the best parties this side of the End Portal. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco ball, you’ll gain access to the legendary Chicken Dance Dance Revolution mini-game.

So why aren’t you using 4get /g? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – just watch out for those dancing creepers!

VANILLIUM Vanilla server without griefers Minecraft server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

We don’t have privates, whales, teleports, mini-games or other nonsense. Our server adheres to the concept of a pure vanilla server where players create their own atmosphere.

Players create their own role on the server, you can join big cities or create your own, everything is limited only by your imagination.

Server goal:

Many servers are created just to make money.

Our priority is the development and improvement of the project,

and with development, the audience, the interest of players, and, consequently, earnings will grow.

Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited:

We ban people for griefing and restore damaged buildings

Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

IP: vanillium.xyz

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QueSMP TOWNY: Where villagers have a better social life than you! 1.20.4 – JAVA

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Almost a Vanilla Minecraft Server

Overview
Freely build anywhere
Create your own nation
Version 1.20.4
Fun community, come introduce yourself!
Explore the world and make your mark!

Rules

Server IP: quesmp.cloudnord.net

Join our friendly Discord server: https://discord.gg/4aeaMW43gz

Join our discord! It’s linked to our servers so you can stay in touch even from your phone when you can’t play Minecraft! It also has a range of other great channels to keep you entertained!

We are always trying to improve the server and community! Feedback (positive or negative) is greatly appreciated.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I build anywhere?	Yes, you can freely build anywhere on the server.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please follow the rules listed above to ensure a fun and friendly community.
Can I create my own nation?	Yes, you have the freedom to create your own nation on the server.
Is hacking allowed on the server?	No, hacking is strictly prohibited on the server.

MysticValleyCraft VS Hypixel

Active Development, chill server, community-driven, custom boss fights, Custom Items, Dynamic Features, Eclipse Theme, engaging gameplay, expansive world, friendly community, fun mini-games, non pay-to-win, player interaction, Player Shops, Player Suggestions, PvE, PvP, PvP arenas, Seasonal Crates, Survival, Unique Events, Vanilla, Vote Rewards

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Votes:	4822
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Minecraft Server Comparison: Hypixel VS MysticValleyCraft

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Massive player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of mini-games	Can experience lag due to high player count
Frequent updates and events	Pay-to-win elements

MysticValleyCraft

Pros	Cons
Friendly community atmosphere	Smaller player base
Unique custom features like voter ranks and seasonal events	Limited mini-games compared to larger servers
No pay-to-win elements	May not cater to hardcore PvP players

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂