Ahab’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KaguyaCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide!

Aka Akasaka, Anime, blocks, collide, comedy, comedy of errors, Drama, high school, Jumped the Shark, Kaguya-sama, KaguyaCraft, love, Manga, misunderstandings, Parody, Psychological, relationship, romance, satire, seinen, Shoujo, slice of life, student council

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is where Aka literally jumped the shark! That’s right, we have a whole underwater world where you can ride sharks and battle evil mermaids! And don’t even get us started on the epic quests and storylines that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible, from fighting dragons with laser eyes to building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon and back. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today!

Pitbulls vs Creepers: A Minecraft Adventure

activism, Adventure, advocacy, animal cruelty, animal rights, anti-pitbull, Awareness, breed discrimination, compassion, CREEPERS, Dogs, education, Empathy, fear-mongering, Images, love and respect, Minecraft, misunderstood breeds, pet safety, Pitbulls, responsible ownership, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	248
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3496	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie pitbulls, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a group of rebellious chickens who have formed their own society. And don’t worry, we have plenty of anti-pitbull images scattered around the server to keep you entertained between quests. So come on down and join the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Blocky LOLz: Walkable Cities in Minecraft

#sustainability, America, blocky, car-centric, Cities, city design, city design flaws, city development, city infrastructure, City Living, Community, Congestion, Environment, Infrastructure, lolz, Minecraft, pedestrian-friendly, Pollution, public health, quality of life, Transportation, Urban planning, urban sprawl, walkable, walkable cities

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Votes:	3357	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of exploring a world where America doesn’t have walkable cities! Why walk when you can ride a llama through the streets of New York City? Or hop on a pig and race through the busy highways of Los Angeles?

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps as you navigate through our wacky world where cars are banned and only Minecraft animals roam the streets. Who needs a subway system when you can ride a minecart to work?

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud and questioning why real life isn’t this crazy. See you in-game!

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Emeralds Found:	9658
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5211	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	237143	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	648

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Star Shards Collected:	176
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6473
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Votes:	2104	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?