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BrainyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

yo, u ever wanted to explore a minecraft server that’s so lit, even fly brains be like damn, that’s some next level shiz? well, u in luck cuz we got the most epic server in the universe! imagine flying around and seeing fly brains in stunning detail, like whoa, that’s some science stuff right there. join us and be part of the fly brain revolution, where we build epic structures and battle it out in intense pvp matches. trust me, once u see those fly brains, u’ll never wanna leave! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! fly brains for the win, baby!

CraftyHackerzUnited

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server plot twist! join our server and help us seize domains from Russian hackers! we ride into battle on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes. together, we will take down the evil hackers and claim victory for all minecraft kind. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for all our players. come join the fun and be a hero in the fight against cyber villains!

Yogurt Block Party

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build ur own toilet outta blocks and poop all day long without any digestive issues cuz we got da best probiotics in town! forget yogurt, we got u covered with our special blend of pixelated bacteria that will keep ur gut happy and ur poops regular. join now and experience the ultimate bathroom experience in minecraft like never before! trust us, ur bowels will thank u later.

Watch us fail at building things Server [smp]

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	6925
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	You are over 18 years old You are an active player You love building
What we offer	A completely free world without plugins and other clutter A server with 70 mods, where the ratio of building mods to others is 70 to 30 A pleasant time spent together Responsiveness from the server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by following the instructions provided in our Discord server. Simply join the Discord and look for the server connection details.
Can I invite my friends to join?	We are currently looking for a limited number of active players, so please contact the server host before inviting friends to join.

Horrifying Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8853
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you feeling ancient and decrepit like a zombie villager? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some youth back into your virtual veins!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at! Our server is so lit, even the Nether is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, pulling pranks and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the horrors of aging. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is yesterday’s builds!

Holy Creeper Minecraft SMP

Country, creeper, cultural influence, faith community, HOLY, Minecraft, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious demographics, religious diversity, religious freedom, religious identity, religious influence, religious institutions, religious practices, religious practices and beliefs, religious tolerance, religious traditions, religious values, role of religion, smp, societal norms, spirituality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

So, like, in our totally epic Minecraft SMP, religion is like, super important, okay? We have this totally wild cult called the Creeper Worshipers, who believe that blowing stuff up is the key to enlightenment. And don’t even get me started on the Sheep Shearers, who think that shearing sheep is a sacred act that brings them closer to the Minecraft gods.

But, like, the religious demographics are always changing, man. One day, everyone is all about worshipping the Ender Dragon, and the next day, they’re all about building shrines to the almighty Chicken. It’s a total rollercoaster of faith up in here.

As for me, I’m a devout follower of the Great Pig in the Sky. I believe that pigs are the true rulers of Minecraft, and I will do anything to please our porky overlords. So, if you’re looking for a totally bananas Minecraft SMP with a side of religious fervor, you gotta join us, dude. The Great Pig demands it! Oink oink, baby! 🐷🐷🐷

Mom’s Rushed Wedding Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	1629	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom deciding to marry a pastor she just met? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how this mom made a spontaneous decision to tie the knot, you’ll make spontaneous decisions in our server that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might just find yourself building a chapel for your virtual wedding!

So come on in and join the fun! And remember, in this server, anything can happen – just like how anything can happen when your mom decides to marry a pastor she barely knows. It’s all in good fun, right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

VapeCraftersMC

Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, covid safety, customer behavior, dining out, fast food, indoor dining, Manners, Outdoor Dining, personal space, public spaces, Respect, restaurant behavior, restaurant etiquette, social norms, Tex-Mex, vape etiquette, VapeCraftersMC, Vaping

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Alien Abductions:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a lady vaping in a tex mex restaurant? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most unexpected encounters.

Imagine building your dream castle while a random player starts vaping all over you – talk about immersive gameplay! And don’t worry, our server is so open-minded that even water vapor is allowed indoors. Just make sure to bring your own covid mask for protection!

Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience where anything can happen, even if it’s as bizarre as a vaping incident in a tex mex joint. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a vape-loving player who thinks they’re above the rules. It’s a virtual world full of surprises and absurdities – just like that unforgettable evening at the restaurant.

LyricFeels Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	4878
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Potions Brewed:	135
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us for non-stop shenanigans and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like trying to tame a herd of wild llamas or building a giant statue of a potato.

Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics and outrageous builds. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Villages Defended:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!