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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8678 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The other players were so impressed that they all started a chicken-pig army and conquered the entire server. And that, my friends, is just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs mainstream modern vidyas when you have us?