aging and gross Minecraft Servers

aging and gross Minecraft Servers

  • Forever Alone Craft

    Forever Alone Craft
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 3600
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Votes: 8424 Void Gems Collected: 25
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a man in today’s society? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the horrors of erectile dysfunction jokes and being treated like a disposable heated dildo.

    On our server, you can build your own fortress of solitude where no one can judge you for not wanting to perform in the bedroom. No more being gaslit or browbeaten into pretending you want sex – here, you can be your true self without fear of ridicule.

    And forget about privacy concerns – on our server, your personal information stays private. No need to worry about strangers on Reddit or Twitter dissecting your every move.

    So come join us and experience the freedom of being alone in a world where being married after your 30’s is seen as a dehumanizing existence. Who needs a partner when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP

    Best Election Day Special Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 5779
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 30
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old election days? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic election day special you’ve ever seen!

    Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wonderful Day Minecraft Server

    Wonderful Day Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 7905
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3604
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 15
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a literal circus of craziness! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the wacky world of exploding chickens and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP

    Fruit Thief Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 478
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of the game! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because here, anything goes!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?

    We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Love Minecraft Server

    Blocky Love Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 3318
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Alien Abductions: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4558 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marrying a Jewish woman in-game and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they throw a virtual fit or will they embrace your new virtual spouse with open virtual arms? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP

    Maya Henry Made Liam Payne Commit Suicide Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 4308
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through scandals, betrayals, and even celebrity drama.

    Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.

    So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Block Party Minecraft Server

    The Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 3997
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama disco party!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP

    Blazing Mozambique Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7310
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Magic Items Found: 6359 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everything is peaceful and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the commie party has lost power but refuses to give it up, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere you turn.

    But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

    ⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5233
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 76
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

    Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server

    Oh Yeah, That Happened – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 5607
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a llama in a telenovela! Join us for epic battles between players, crazy treasure hunts for rare items, and even a secret underground dance party hosted by creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all the sheep in the world into disco-loving party animals. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself – because on our server, oh yeah, that happened.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP

    Cover Stomper Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 2248
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing nice with your enemies in Minecraft? Well, look no further than our crazy SMP! We’ve stomped out all the nijiniggery for good (whatever that means) and now we’re ready to cutthroat our way to the top of the server! Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diplomacy when you’ve got diamond swords and TNT? Join now and show those nijiniggery who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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