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NipponCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, appreciation, Arigato, Cherry Blossoms, culture, geisha, Gratitude, Japan, Japanese culture, kyoto, Manga, Minecraft, Nippon, NipponCraft, Osaka, Samurai, Server, sushi, Technology, thank you, thanks, TOKYO, travel

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	5952	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is like a gift from Japan! Why Japan, you ask? Because they know how to make things awesome, just like this server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with ninja creepers, sushi villages, and giant robot battles! Our server is so epic, even Godzilla would want to play here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hot spring hidden deep within the world where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it, if you throw a diamond into the spring, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire >is_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft SMPantics

attitude, Based, Character, controversial, cringe, debate, defacto face, Entertainment, fan favorite, gtis_a_defacto_face_purely_because_his_Minecraft, heel turn, internet culture, lame ass nigga, opinion, Persona, Pro Wrestling, Replacement, SMP_Minecrafter_Extraordinaire, SMPantics, social media, trending, wrestling, wrestling community

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9810	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	1962
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us and become a part of our crazy community where anything goes.

Our server is run by a defacto face who rules with an iron fist… mainly because his replacement is a lame ass nigga who couldn’t handle the insanity of our server. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the drama and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

We have epic build battles, ridiculous pranks, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (or so the legends say). So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then look no further. Join us now and become a part of our outrageous adventure!

BlockyBiden’sBias Minecraft Server

biden, blind bias, BlockyBidensBias, cease-fire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, extremism, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, political tensions, Server, talks, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Farms Harvested:	231	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mines Excavated:	3637	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity, just like hamas thinks biden is biased towards israel (lol). we got creeper parties every night, where u can dance with ur explosive friends and blow stuff up for funsies. also, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left, true story bro. join now and experience the chaos and madness, just like biden’s cease-fire talks.

SeymBridgeDisasterCraft

Border dispute, bridge destruction, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, military conflict, military strategy, military tactics, russia, Russian soldiers, Seym River, SeymBridgeDisasterCraft, Siege, strategic warfare, Troop movement, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	159
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we destroy bridges like ukraine destroying that bridge over the seym river trapping russian soldiers! we promise no real soldiers will be trapped on our server, just epic adventures and crazy battles! build your own bridges and watch them get blown up by creepers! join now for the ultimate chaos and destruction!

AgeCraft: Where Every Day is Your Anniversary

AgeCraft, aging, anniversary, BIRTHDAYS, Cake, celebration, Day, family, Friends, getting older, growing up, Happiness, joy, knowing you, Laughter, love, Memories, Milestones, milestones reached, Party, Presents, special day

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Towns Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

hey u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, we celebrate birthdays like no other! we throw the wildest parties in the virtual world, with cake, confetti, and a whole lotta creepers! it’s not just about getting older, it’s about surviving another year in this crazy blocky universe. join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or until u respawn, whichever comes first)! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

HaxCraft: BikeGearWireless

bicycle technology, bike accessories, bike gear shifting vulnerabilities, bike hacking, bike hacking study, bike innovation, bike maintenance, bike research, bike safety, bike security, bike security risks, bike technology advancements, bike upgrades, BikeGearWireless, cycling gear, cycling study, gear shifting systems, HaxCraft, wireless bike systems, wireless bike upgrades, Wireless gear shifting, wireless technology

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so, like, u know how u ride ur bike and u gotta like shift gears and stuff? well, on this server, we got wireless gear shifting systems on bikes that can be HACKED! like, imagine riding through the virtual world of minecraft and suddenly ur gears start shifting on their own, taking u on a wild ride through the pixelated landscape. it’s like a rollercoaster but on a bike, dude. join us and experience the thrill of having ur bike hacked by mysterious digital forces. it’s a ride u won’t forget, that’s for sure.

PlanetHack Minecraft Server

cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, DATA DUMP, data security, digital security, digital warfare, government hacking, Hack The Planet, HACKING, Information Security, internet security, iran, Minecraft, online attacks, online hacking, online privacy, PlanetHack, political hacking, Server, Trump Campaign

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Star Shards Collected:	55	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is Trump’s campaign! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, dodging political scandals and uncovering secret plots. Will Iran dump all their secrets on the internet before we uncover the truth? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some outrageous adventures together!

IRLProSMP: BlockBuddies Minecraft SMP

aspirations, athletes, BlockBuddies, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Competition, Experience, Friends, games, IRLProSMP, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playmates, professional athletes, Pros, Rivals, Skills, smp, sports, Sportsmanship, talent, teammates

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9104
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Have you ever dreamed of facing off against a professional athlete in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance on our totally legit and not at all made up Minecraft SMP! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly LeBron James swoops in and challenges you to a PvP battle. Or maybe you’re building a castle and Serena Williams shows up to help you out with her expert building skills. Anything is possible on our server, where the boundaries between real life and Minecraft are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. So come join us and see what wacky adventures await you!

WifeDriver Minecraft Server

Accidents, aita, Asshole, Beer, control, criticism, demerits, Driving, fear, License, Minecraft, nagging, punishment, Server, SPEED, traffic lights, traffic ticket, volvo, Wife, WifeDriver, wine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	New Chunks Explored:	203774
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where driving skills are put to the ultimate test! Join us if you want to prove your worth behind the wheel, unlike the unfortunate soul in the story above.

Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can drive a virtual Volvo without fear of totaling it or getting a traffic ticket. Our server offers the thrill of navigating through pixelated traffic lights, stop signs, and even potential rear-end collisions – all without the nagging of a backseat driver.

But beware, if you dare to criticize another player’s driving skills, you may find yourself banned from the server faster than you can say “I’m a better driver than you!” So buckle up, grab a virtual drink (responsibly, of course), and enjoy the ride on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone crashes into a virtual tree.

WifeCraft BlameGame

1-income family, behavioral therapist, BlameGame, blaming wife, cell phone availability, communication problems, daycare issues, disruptive behavior, family dynamics, fired from job, Hitting, job loss, Marketing, parenting struggles, pediatrician, picking up child, preschool challenges, rough play, tag games, WifeCraft, work-life balance, working parents

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	2056

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry!

Forget about your wife ignoring your calls and getting you fired from your job – on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even remember what a real job is! Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never feel like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders again.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind! Who needs a job when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and exploring new realms with your fellow players? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to log off!