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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1415 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4224 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they can’t delay their orgasms like you can.
So why wait? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!