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Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

#youtube, 338103, allthefallen, animation, BlazeCraft, booru, Chill, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite videos, funny, HIGH, higher, Mind Blowing, moe, Music, Players, post, psychedelic, Relaxation, stoner vibes, Trippy, Videos, Visuals, watch

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

Anime, Beloved, best anime, classic, CREEPERS, Empowering, Epic, Find, Flaw, FLAWLESS, FlawlessCraft, flawlessness, friendship, Girl Power, iconic, influential, love and justice, Magical Girl, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Perfection, sailor moon, Server, strong female characters, teamwork, Timeless, transformation sequences

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Animals Bred:	70	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5925	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, clandestine dealings, covert operation, Crafty, crime, Cryptic, detective work, Enigmatic, hidden identity, Intriguing, investigation, Join, McCraftface, Mystery, No. 73503471, puzzling, secret, Server, soon, Suspense, Thriller, unknown origin, unsolved case

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

#youtube, console, Console Wars, consumer behavior, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, cute, diamonds, exclusive, fanboys, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, hype, Investment, Kingdom, Kino, Krafty, Marketing, preorder, preordering, Sony, sony playstation, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	174
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

anhedonia, blocky, Brain, combine metrocops, coping, defense mechanism, Dildos, Effort, Engineering, Frustration, Fun, funny ideas, fur suits, Halfcraft, halflife mod, hopelessness, madness, modding, model mods, productivity, Project, Reverse, Reverse Engineering, stunbats, Time, tutorials, wasted potential, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

Boredom, Boring, Busters, dreary, dull, ho-hum, humdrum, insipid, lackadaisical, lackluster, Minecraft, monochrome, monotonous, mundane, option, Repetitive, Server, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, Uneventful, unexciting, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvaried

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	854
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!