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The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	169	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393	Falling into the Void:	2
Star Shards Collected:	192	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!

Pissy Cunny Chronicles: Where Kronii and Gura’s Minecraft Adventures Begin!

Adventures, Chronicles, cleaning, cunny, cyberbullying, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, gura, Guras, Humiliation, hygiene, inappropriate, internet culture, kohai, Kronii, Mentorship, Minecraft, peer pressure, PISSY, pissy cunny, public shaming, ridicule, shame, twitch streamer, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6159
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where anything goes – even if it involves questionable hygiene practices between Vtuber idols. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughs, and maybe even some questionable decisions that will have you saying, “What in the blocky world did I just witness?” So come on, join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – just be prepared for the unexpected, like having to clean up after your senpai’s messes.

Limbus LOLz: Where the Creepers are our Employees!

Actors, art, Audience, creativity, CREEPERS, Drama, employees, Entertainment, Experience, Impressive.., Like it, Limbus, limbus company, live show, lolz, memorable, Performance, production, Recommend, review, Stage, storytelling, TALENTED, Theater

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back again.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

America, antisemitic, Asks, biden, Chaos, CHRISTIANS, Crafting, Democrat, election, fbi, FEMA death camp, golom, Government, Kang, Kike, kudos, point, POL, politically incorrect, REPUBLICAN, revolt, slaughter, steve, Ukraine, Voting, whats, Zelensky

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchantments Applied:	179
New Chunks Explored:	407567	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/hg/ – Halo General’ Server – Where Spartans Mine and Craft in Style!

#CommunityUpdate, #HaloGeneral, #HaloWaypoint, #MasterChiefCollection, #MCCUpdate, #OperationLaunch, #RevenueStream, #SpartanKelly087, #SunderedShowdown, #SupportEnded, #TerminalEdition, #TheYappeningII, Craft, gamingbible, general, Halo, haloinfinite, MAYHEM, Minecraft, News, rainbowsixsiege, Server, Spartans, Style, Trailer, update, Xbox

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate terminal edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret Halo Infinite update that gives you the power to spawn in a YapYap the Destroyer army to take over the server. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

2. Our community update involves a Sundered Showdown where players have to battle it out using only their bare hands and a potato. Who will emerge victorious? Join to find out!

3. The latest MCC update includes a feature where you can ride on Spartan Kelly-087’s back as she takes on Rainbow Six Siege. It’s like a crossover episode you never knew you needed!

4. Need more reasons to join? How about the fact that MCC support was ended because the developers couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. That’s right, we broke the game with our epicness!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the insanity for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our Minecraft server today!

VirginCraft: Where Normgroids Roam and Funny Things Happen

18 year old, age, cultural expectations, double standards, Drugs, funny, happen, Hypocrisy, judgment, Marriage, MARRIED, morality, Normgroids, relationships, roam, social norms, societal pressure, society, Virgin, VirginCraft, whoring out, WOMAN, young

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Items Found:	5305
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the normgroids and their ridiculous standards! On our server, you can marry whoever you want, even if they’re just a blocky pixel person. Plus, we have a special drug-themed area where you can mine for “diamonds” and get high on the virtual experience. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in Minecraft? Join now and let your inner normgroid-free self shine!

Minecraft Boomer Server: ‘I’m 20 and this is still deep’

“Youth, >20 years old, 20, age, boomer, Contemplative, deep, Experience, Introspective, life lessons, Maturity, Meaningful, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, Profound, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, thoughtful, Timeless, true classic, wisdom

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a true classic that will make you feel like a 20-year-old philosopher pondering the meaning of life.

Join us and embark on epic quests that will challenge your mind and your Minecraft skills. Build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle fearsome dragons that will make you question your sanity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will guide you on your journey with their wisdom and cheesy puns. And if you’re lucky, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the deep, mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, it’s a true classic that will leave you saying, “I’m 20 and this is still deep.”

Crafty Cringe Faces: The Minecraft Server

awkward, Crafty, cringe, cringeworthy, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Diversity, Expressions, faces, facial expressions, ignorance, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial behavior, racial stereotypes, Server, social awkwardness, social norms, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, white people

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	157	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of seeing white people make cringeworthy faces in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where all the players have perfectly normal faces! No more awkward smiles or weird expressions, just blocky characters having a blast in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to cringeworthy faces and hello to a world of endless possibilities and llama dance parties!