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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9791 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only stable Levantine country is run by a huwhite man! But don’t worry, it’s not as serious as it sounds. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world? Or where the villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night?
And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only explode in harmony. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew that a huwhite man running a Levantine country could be so hilarious?
