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SettleCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Zombie Dances:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

LOL U GUYS, come join dis Minecraft server cuz we got settlements for days! We legalized FIVE West Bank settlements and now we got da whole world talkin’ bout us! U can build ur own settlement and be da talk of da town, just like us! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do backflips. Trust me, u ain’t never seen anything like it! So come on over and join da fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

CraftyTalibanHideout

Afghan girls, Afghan women, Afghanistan, build ties, CraftyTalibanHideout, Cultural differences, Diplomacy, gender equality, global perspectives, harsh edicts, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Islamic law, political conflict, religious extremism, Social Issues, Taliban, Taliban rule, West, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	3611	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the taliban and the west come together to build epic structures and fight off creepers! forget about harsh edicts, we’re all about unity and friendship here!

imagine building a giant mosque next to a skyscraper made out of diamonds, all while riding on the back of a flying pig!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join us now and be a part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventure ever!

who needs politics when you can have fun and make friends in our crazy server? come join us and let’s show the world that even enemies can come together in the name of blocky goodness!

SkywalkerScreamCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

So, like, imagine if Luke Skywalker was playing on our server when he lost his hand. He would scream so loud that the whole galaxy would hear it. That’s the kind of epicness you can expect on our server. Join us and experience the thrill of losing your hand in Minecraft, but, like, in a fun way. Plus, our community is full of jedis and siths who will make your gaming experience out of this world. So, like, why wait? Join now and may the blocks be with you!

ProstatePotion: The Cure for Dementia!

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical drugs that can cure your enlarged prostate AND prevent you from getting dementia with Lewy bodies! our drugs have special side effects that target all kinds of brain problems, so you’ll never have to worry about forgetting where you put your diamonds again. join us now and let the healing power of minecraft drugs save your brain from all the bad stuff!

Biden’s Big Oil Pharma Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	216

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where Joe Biden’s conflicts of interest are 40% big oil/pharma and 60% big tranny, while Trump’s are 60% big oil/pharma and 40% big tranny.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging corrupt politicians and giant pharmaceutical companies? Explore our world filled with crazy conspiracies and hilarious hijinks.

Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind these outrageous conflicts of interest and maybe even become the ultimate Minecraft conspiracy theorist. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the president himself would be shaking in his boots. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate showdown between creepers and zombies, with a side of political drama.

We’ve got players who claim they can build a cathedral taller than the Eiffel Tower, and others who swear they’ve found the secret to turning diamonds into real-life money. Who needs a theocracy when you can have a Minecraft monarchy ruled by a pig wearing a crown?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even run into a player who swears they’ve seen Herobrine in the flesh. It’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire server with TNT (again).

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Runes Activated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Divine Spears Created:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the aroma of rotten eggs is considered the sweet scent of victory! Our world is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will leave you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the stench around you. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually made of chocolate, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself! So if you’re ready to embrace the weird and wonderful, come join us and discover a whole new world of fun!

GrumpyCraft – Age Edition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with boring responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest pixelated castle!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner child and let your imagination run wild. Build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, create a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even tame a pet zombie pigman to do your bidding.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all the other stresses of adulthood. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stressing about is whether to build a giant statue of a chicken or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us and let your inner child roam free in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to grow up again!

PlasticCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Towns Built:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	4884	Star Shards Collected:	52
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Yo, you ever think about how plastic could be the ultimate villain in our lives? Like, imagine a world where plastic takes over and we all become slaves to the plastic overlords. But fear not, brave soul, for there is a way to fight back against the plastic apocalypse! Join our Minecraft server and help us battle against the evil plastic monsters that threaten to destroy us all.

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to collect rare resources and craft powerful weapons to defeat the plastic menace. Build fortresses made entirely out of recycled materials and show those plastic baddies who’s boss. Plus, you’ll meet other players who share your passion for saving the planet from plastic doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the fight against plastic tyranny! Together, we can save the world, one block at a time.

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Farms Harvested:	146

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe and ride a pig into battle like a true warrior!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have in-game events that will make you question reality, like the Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign where you can win a real-life Ender Dragon egg (Disclaimer: Ender Dragon may or may not hatch and destroy your house).

Don’t miss out on the fun and adventure, join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers and never dig straight down (unless you’re feeling brave)!