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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9334 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 134254 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
1. Our virtual world is so intense, it makes the AFL Grand Final look like a game of backyard footy. Seriously, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.
2. Our players are more skilled at building pixelated masterpieces than any professional athlete is at kicking a ball. Trust me, you’ll be in awe of their creations.
3. We have more twists and turns in our server than a game of AFL where the umpires have all had too much Vegemite. You never know what’s going to happen next, but you can bet it’ll be hilarious.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real sports when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft?