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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	81
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness Carlton, our resident llama, attempting to build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

Oh, and did we mention the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes? Yeah, it’s totally real and definitely not just a rumor spread by our mischievous admin.

So come on, join us and laugh at Carlton’s general shenanigans while embarking on your own wacky adventures in this wild Minecraft world!

Real Hard-Corn Europe – 1.21: Where the Corn is Tougher Than Diamonds!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3190
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	23.109.46.153:25678
Description	Made this server because regular survival on hard mode is too easy. There’s no challenge after gearing up. Haven’t decided how long death ban will be, maybe a week or two. Open to suggestions/questions.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is it?	Simple hardcore
Is natural regeneration allowed?	No, except in spawn area. Players need gapples, suspicious stew, potions to regain health
Are hacking and cheating allowed?	No hacking is allowed
Are there any map resets or borders?	No map resets, no borders, no protection. PvP, griefing is allowed
Is there a whitelist?	No, there is no whitelist
Is pay to win allowed?	No, there is no pay to win system
Any recommendations for players?	Be very careful and take no risks before you are in diamond gear at least. Use totems

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Potions Brewed:	101
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to the legendary Yoko Taro, the mastermind behind some of the most mind-bending games in existence. Join us for discussions on NieR, Drakengard, and even the wild world of spanking and cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive inside information that NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 is currently airing, so you better hop on this server to stay in the loop. And don’t forget about the SINoALICE Movie home release – it’s out now and it’s a cinematic masterpiece.

If you’re a fan of remakes and reimaginings, we’ve got you covered with NieR Replicant and NieR Automata both available on Steam. Plus, dive into the world of Voice of Cards games and experience a whole new level of card-based adventure.

But wait, there’s more! We have emulation guides for Drakengard games, a Yokoverse Fanbook, and a complete Yoko Taro resource pastebin for all your Yoko needs. And if you’re looking for SINoALICE resources, we’ve got guides, databases, OSTs, and everything in between.

So why wait? Join us on the YoRHa Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into Yoko Taro himself building a giant replica of Emil’s head out of diamond blocks. It’s a wild ride, but isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

No. 922957211 Anonymous Amanda Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Detective Investigation Murder Secrets Intrigue Betrayal Deception Psychological Dark Twists Suspicion Unraveling Revelation, TheCraftySMPPlayer922957211

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mines Excavated:	2675

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave.

Join us for epic battles against zombie hordes led by a chicken in a top hat, or participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see just how bonkers Minecraft can truly be. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just ask Amanda, she’s been living in a house made entirely of TNT for weeks and she’s loving every minute of it.

FleaCraft: GF’s Cat Drama

Animal Behavior, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Drama, FleaCraft, fleas, gfs, Girlfriend, living together, pet allergies, pet behavior, pet care, pet grooming, pet health, pet hygiene, pet ownership, pet ownership conflicts, pet responsibilities, Pets, relationships, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Items Found:	6284
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a girlfriend and her flea-infested cat! Join us for a world where you don’t have to worry about pesky fleas biting you while you’re trying to relax and build your dream creations.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape selfish partners who prioritize their pets over your comfort. Say goodbye to arguments about who should take care of the cat’s flea problem and hello to a community of players who understand the struggle of living with a furry friend who brings unwanted guests into your home.

So come on in and join us for a flea-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server as you leave behind the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only fleas you’ll encounter are the pixelated kind!

PixelPalsCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magic Items Found:	1644	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old characters and storylines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the main character is a talking llama who is obsessed with collecting socks. And don’t even get us started on the supporting characters – a group of sentient pickles who are always getting into trouble. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

MaduroCraftX: Opponent Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANT TO BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!!! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON!!! U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMONDS OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER QUEEN!!!

ALSO, WE GOT SECRET BLACK X MARKS THAT GIVE U SUPERPOWERS LIKE TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF AT NIGHT OR SHOOTING FIREBALLS FROM UR EYES!!! ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN UNLOCK THE MYSTERIES OF THESE MARKS AND BECOME LEGENDS IN THE LAND!!!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR?? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!!! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, WOOHOOOOO!!! 🎉🎉🎉

FoodCrafters

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

join dis server if u wanna grow carrots on da head of a zombie pigman. we got magical dirt dat makes crops grow faster den u can say “creeper”. u can have a whole farm on just one block, cuz why not? who needs space when u got magic dirt? come join us and see how much food u can produce from just a tiny patch of land. it’s like a buffet for ur eyes and ur tummy. so come on, join us and start farming like a boss!

AussieSMP: Where koalas are the real architects and kangaroos are the griefers. Join us now!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Villages Defended:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Server
Apply here	Apply Now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. We are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

Features:

The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
Many survival servers modify various game mechanics, but this server aims to keep the Vanilla mechanics intact.
Decently sized shopping area for player created shops.
Teleport commands available for easy navigation.
Land-claiming system to protect builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for a full reset.
Part of a growing network with creative server.
External community resources like Automated Spectator Livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
Absolutely no griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded
Please use common sense

If you just wanna play some Minecraft with friends or by yourself, this server is a great choice for you.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I apply for the server?

A: You can apply for the server by using the link provided above. It is a whitelisted server, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed above that must be followed to ensure a pleasant experience for all players on the server.

Q: Can players from outside Australia join the server?

A: Yes, players from around the world are welcome to join the server. However, keep in mind that your latency might be higher due to the server being hosted in Sydney, Australia.

Q: Is the server regularly updated to the latest version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, the server is always running the latest version of Minecraft so players can enjoy the newest features and content.

Q: Are there any community events or activities on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers various community resources such as livestreams, Discord for communication, and a wiki for information.

Chad’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Farms Harvested:	880
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where only the true Chads can thrive! Are you ready to prove your Chad status and dominate the virtual world?

Join us if you have what it takes to be a real Chad, like having multiple baby mamas without paying child support, or taking down four guys all by yourself (no help needed, of course). And if you can make money by modeling or male prostitution, then you’re definitely Chad material.

But beware, losing your Chad status is no joke. If your ladies dabble in sex work or if you get cheated on (even if it’s rape), you’ll be kicked out of the Chad club faster than you can say “alpha male.”

So come on, join our server and show us what you’re made of. Can you handle the pressure of being a true Chad in the world of Minecraft? Let the games begin!

SMPJewInAGentileBody – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7675
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	258
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We have a Jewish man trapped inside a gentile body running around causing chaos and confusion for everyone. It’s like a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we can find. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure map that leads to a stash of enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of rabid llamas.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your eyes water – this server is not for the faint of heart!

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