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Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Star Shards Collected:	118
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Dragon Eggs Found:	7899	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	147102	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mines Excavated:	3556
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7916
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	177	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	700161
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.