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PoeticRoast Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4868
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring insults? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your poetic insult needs. Join us and unleash your inner Shakespeare as you roast your friends with the most eloquent insults Minecraft has ever seen. From sonnets to haikus, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Insult Battle Royale, where players compete in a no-holds-barred insult showdown to see who can come up with the most creative and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made of pure gold (not really, but it sounds cool).

So why wait? Join our server today and show off your poetic prowess while making your friends cry with laughter. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else.

NoDateNoPro, SwipeLeftCraft, NoProfDating, CraftyRejects, ProfessNoLove

10. Professional turn-offs in dating, 11. Relationship boundaries, 12. Career clashes in dating, 13. Job deal breakers in relationships, 14. Dating restrictions based on profession, 15. Professional incompatibility in dating, 16. Career limitations in relationships, 17. Unacceptable jobs for dating, 18. Relationship no-gos, 19. Professional preferences in dating, 2. Dating deal breakers, 20. Job-related dating restrictions., 3. Relationship red flags, 4. Unacceptable professions for dating, 5. Relationship preferences, 6. Career compatibility, 7. Dating criteria, 8. Job restrictions in dating, 9. Relationship non-starters, CraftyRejects, NoDateNoPro, NoProfDating, Professions to avoid dating, ProfessNoLove, SwipeLeftCraft

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Are you tired of dating boring old farmers and miners in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no dating policy for professions like fishermen, because let’s be real, who wants to smell like fish all the time? And don’t even get us started on those pesky redstone engineers – they’re always too busy playing with their circuits to give you any attention. So if you’re looking for a love connection that doesn’t involve smelly fish or complicated contraptions, join our server today! Who knows, you might just find your diamond in the rough (literally)!

MissileSwapCraft

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military support, missile defense, missile technology, MissileSwapCraft, national security, nato, Patriot missiles, strategic alliances, Ukraine, US, weapons transfer

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ores Mined:	2901	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

lol imagine a world where ukraine is like “yo, we need some patriot missiles” and the US is like “nah bruh, we good” but then ukraine is like “pls we really need them” and the US is like “okay fine, take them, we gotchu” like wut??? who knew ukraine was out here playing minecraft in real life and needed some OP weapons to take down the creepers and zombies??? join our server and maybe ukraine will ask u for help too lmao #minecraftdiplomacy

VibeCraft: Happy Tunes & Blocky Beats

auditory, beats, Behavior, blocky, Cognitive, dislike, emotions, enjoyment, Happiness, Happy, Harmony, humans, Melody, Music, Perception, Pleasure, Preferences, Psychology, Rhythm, Sensory, Taste, Tunes, VibeCraft, Vibrations, weird

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the vibrations are always bumpin’ and the creepers are always jumpin’! 🎶🕺

we got a secret underground dance party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. trust me, you ain’t never seen a thriller like this before! 💀💃

plus, our villagers are always throwin’ the wildest raves in their little huts. they may look all innocent and stuff, but once the sun goes down, they know how to party like it’s 1999! 🎉🏠

so if you wanna experience the ultimate music festival in minecraft, come join us and get ready to dance your blocky butt off! 💥🎵

GelCraft: Stretchy Blocks & Tough Adventures

advanced materials, Adventures, blocks, elasticity, GelCraft, glassy gels, innovative materials, material development, material properties, material science, new materials, polymer breakthroughs, polymer elasticity, polymer engineering, polymer flexibility, polymer innovation, polymer material, polymer research, polymer strength, polymer technology, stretchable materials, stretchy, thermoplastic, TOUGH, toughness

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we got glassy gels that stretch like crazy! Imagine building a house out of these bad boys and watching it bounce back when a creeper blows it up. It’s like having a superpower in the game, except you’re not a superhero, you’re just a blocky character with stretchy blocks. Join now for the most wacky and wild Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty Döp Döp Minecraft Server

Crafty, d.., Do, dop, DÖP 😀, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	118
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! Or how about a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all: the Disco Chicken. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret underground dance party where the music never stops!

So what are you waiting for? Join DÖP DÖ DÖ DÖP today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you).

MilkedCraft Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, #newborns, Baby Care, baby development, baby feeding, breast milk, colostrum, infant nutrition, lactation, liquid gold, maternal bonding, maternal health, milk production, MilkedCraft, Minecraft, Motherhood, natural feeding, nursing, Nutritional benefits, parenting, Server, SWEET, Taste

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9024
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks, and befriending a pet zombie named Bob. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

MagicMania Minecraft Server

Bad Luck, BELIEF, black magic, CHIPS, Conversation, CURSE, hair, Haircut, irrational thoughts, littering, MagicMania, Minecraft, misunderstanding, reddit, Religious, salon, scolding, Server, shopkeeper, superstition, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3792
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Hey there! Looking for a wild ride on a Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our server is more magical than a piece of hair in a shoe!

Join us for the craziest adventures and the most bizarre encounters. Just like the time when a player accidentally left a piece of their hair in a shop and the shop owner accused them of black magic! Who knew hair could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we have hidden treasures, epic battles, and even talking animals (okay, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea). So come on over and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to check your shoes for any stray hairs before you log in – we don’t want any accidental curses happening on our watch!

SibSquadWeddingBonanza

choosing family, complicated family history, Controversial Decision, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, guest list, half siblings, multiple siblings, parental neglect, parental relationships, sibling bond, SibSquadWeddingBonanza, social media backlash, step siblings, unconventional upbringing, unique family situation, Wedding, wedding invites, wedding planning

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchantments Applied:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this wild family situation! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Imagine a world where your dad has multiple baby mamas and a whole bunch of siblings you didn’t even know existed. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand?

We promise you won’t find a more dysfunctional family dynamic anywhere else. From jealous siblings to overbearing second moms, our server has it all. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for wanting to escape to a virtual world where the drama is just pixels on a screen.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and get ready for a wedding invitation you’ll never forget. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one filled with twists and turns? Join now and let the madness begin!

FOMOcraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping, emotional intelligence, exclusion, feeling left out, FOMO, FOMOcraft, Friends, friendship, group dynamics, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, peer pressure, peer relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social dynamics, Trust

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	125
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are your so-called “friends” leaving you out of their Minecraft adventures? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no friend left behind” policy! Join us and never worry about FOMO again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that chaos? So come join us and show those fake friends what they’re missing out on!