Affordable Game Boy MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

switch 2, handheld device, Server, portable gaming, Ultimate

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is about to become the Switch 2 of the Minecraft world! Imagine a server so affordable, it’s practically a game boy for your virtual adventures. With prices dropping to just $99, you’ll have more diamonds to spare for building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us and be part of the millions upon millions of players who will flock to our server for its unbeatable prices. Who needs a Switch 2 when you can have a budget-friendly Minecraft experience that will blow your mind? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to game like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PotionCraft Minecraft Server

mentioned, Plague, Wife, swallow, dad

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the antibiotics are considered poison by some players! Join us for a wild ride filled with alternative treatments like oregano and bacon lard. Who needs potions when you have these natural remedies, am I right?

Just like the OP in this story, you might find yourself in a sticky situation with your coworkers. But fear not, on our server, we encourage speaking your mind and standing up for what you believe in, even if it means offending someone who thinks antibiotics are the devil’s work.

So come on over and join us for a dose of laughter, a sprinkle of controversy, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might just end up with a bandaged leg and a hilarious story to tell your friends!

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PixelArtRejects

parenting, PixelArtRejects, body image, social media, privacy settings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fake as my father’s girlfriend’s Instagram photos? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to photoshop your Minecraft character to make you look like a virtual influencer. Want a smaller waistline? We got you covered. Need your face airbrushed? Consider it done. We’ll even whiten your virtual teeth for that perfect smile!

Just like my dad’s girlfriend, we’re all about the fake and fabulous. Join us for a wild ride of virtual editing and outrageous requests. Who needs reality when you can have a perfectly photoshopped Minecraft life? Don’t be a square, join our server now and let the editing magic begin!

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RockBottomMC: Minecraft Server

Server, turning point, hitting bottom, facing obstacles, Self Discovery

Are you tired of hitting rock bottom in life? Well, why not hit rock bottom in our Minecraft server instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who will lift you up when you’re feeling low. Who needs therapy when you can just mine diamonds and build a castle with us? So come on, leave your real-life rock bottoms behind and join us for a virtual rock bottom experience like no other!

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RespawnRUs

reincarnation process, RespawnRUs, spirituality, past lives, Reincarnation

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your reincarnation needs!

Join us and you can choose to be reincarnated as anything you want in the game – a majestic dragon, a mischievous leprechaun, or even a talking block of cheese! The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious reincarnation adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server as the almighty Cheese King or Queen!

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CraftyCrimea Minecraft Server

russia, Politics, aggression, sanctions, escalation

so, liek, u kno how russia and u.s. r always beefin’? well, now u can join our minecraft server and be part of the action! come help russia defend crimea from barbaric ukrainian attacks, all while summoning ambassadors and stuff. it’s, like, totally epic and u won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of putin riding a bear u will ever see. so come join us and be part of the madness!

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MedellinMayhemCraft

travel warnings, travel alerts, drug violence, security measures, crime rates

come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your boredom! we have 29 tourist deaths and alarm bells going off like crazy in medellín, but don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun!

explore our city filled with danger and excitement, where you never know what might happen next. maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure or get chased by a pack of angry llamas.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are scared to blow up! join now and see why everyone is talking about our crazy, chaotic world. just remember to watch your back and always keep your sword handy. you never know when a zombie might try to sneak up on you!

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WatchfulWanderers

social norms, social cues, public gaze, societal rules, WatchfulWanderers

Come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Plus, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt into chocolate cake! And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army – they make great tour guides through our enchanted forest full of talking trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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AImondCraft: Detecting Boobies 99.72%

Technology, computer-aided detection, AImondCraft, breast cancer detection, Detecting

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to detect boobie cancer in the game!!! our scientists have created a system that is 99.72% accurate, just like shooting a creeper with a bow and arrow! join us and help save the virtual boobies of minecraft players everywhere. plus, if you find a pink sheep in the game, you automatically get a free boobie cancer screening in real life. who knew minecraft could be so life-saving and hilarious at the same time?! come join us now and let’s kick cancer’s butt, one block at a time!

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

Minecraft, Server, 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, WITHOUT WIPES, Survival

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

pq8g.vanillaboxmc.ru

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