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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4638 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Emeralds Found: | 649 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 539566 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles against evil chickens, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and trade with villagers who speak only in emojis. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why are you still reading this? Grab your pickaxe and join us on the craziest, most nonsensical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!