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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 9394 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
