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TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	6141	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)

CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

CalorieCraft, CALS, gt1200, smp, Today

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Potions Brewed:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

TwinTroublePicDay

Daughters, dress code, family event, family picture, Flowers, formal, green dress, hairband, Identical Twins, Identity, Individuality, matching outfits, Mother, Peacekeeping, Pigtails, professional photographs, sense of self, Siblings, sparkly dress, Twins, TwinTroublePicDay

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Are you tired of being told how to dress your identical twin girls? Join our Minecraft server where you can dress your virtual twins however you want without any judgment! No more matching outfits forced upon you by family members, you have the freedom to mix and match to your heart’s content.

Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.

But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.

Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.

CraftyHacksMC

amazing, Clever, clever solutions, CraftyHacksMC, Effective, efficient, GENIUS, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, practical, problem solving, productivity, Resourceful, Smart, Surprising, time-saving, Tips, Tricks, Unconventional, useful

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	132	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. So why join? Because on our server, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and start crafting your legend!

Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

banter, classic, Community, discussion, forum, Gaming, general, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, News, Nostalgia, Old, ONLINE, role-playing game, Server, strategy, Tips, Tricks, Updates, video games, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	410
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9192	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

beauty, beauty community, Beauty Tips, bold look, Cosmetics, glam, influencer, long-lasting, makeup, makeup artist, miners, Mischievous, product recommendations, red cheeks, red lips, RogueCraft, rouge, Rougeification, smp, social media, Thread, transformation, trend, tutorial

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

UkraineWarrior76

Assassination, BETRAYAL, Combat, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, intelligence, intercepted phone call, International, investigation, Military, News, Politics, Russian, SECURITY, shot dead, Troops, Ukraine, UkraineWarrior76, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	211	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have russian commanders fighting each other in ukraine but watch out cuz they might get shot by their own troops, just like in real life! it’s a wild ride of betrayal and chaos, you never know who’s gonna turn on who next! join now for the ultimate thrill of backstabbing and mayhem, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers!

ThirstyCraft – $7 Water Land

bottled water, consumer behavior, consumer preferences, disposable income, entertainment event, entertainment industry, entertainment spending, event budgeting, event concessions, event expenses, event planning, event pricing, expensive drinks, high prices, indulgence, Land, luxury experiences, Luxury items, premium beverages, spending habits, splurging, ThirstyCraft, Water

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension Hops:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

join our epic minecraft server and never have to pay for water again! our virtual world is filled with magical water fountains that never run dry. you can even swim in a pool of diamond water if you’re feeling fancy. say goodbye to overpriced h2o at events and hello to free hydration in minecraft land. come join us and stay quenched forever! 🌊💎🎮

NoHomeNoDiamonds

affordable housing, discrimination, Harassment, homeless population, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Illness, intimidation, job loss, marginalized communities, mental health, NoHomeNoDiamonds, Police Brutality, police interactions, POVERTY, Social Issues, societal challenges, societal inequalities, stigma, study, vulnerable populations

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	19
Crops Grown:	1059	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the police are constantly harassing you? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered! Our server is the perfect place for homeless players who want to feel intimidated, harassed, and stigmatized all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We cater to all ages and backgrounds, so whether you’re homeless due to job loss, illness, or just a lack of affordable housing, you’ll fit right in. Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly bothered by the virtual cops while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

So come on down to our server and see why being homeless has never been so much fun! Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and chaos? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate homeless Minecraft warrior!