advice you wish your dad gave you Minecraft Servers

HELL🖕

abyssalcraft, Animania, Bettercombat, bird, BloodMagic, BUCKETS, building project, discord server, dual wielding, Guns, Harsh, Horror, Howlingmoon, Keepinventory, knowledge, late game, long-term players, Mahoutsukai, Modded, Moddedsmp, Moddedsurvival, Modpack, morph, new players, PARASITES, redstone machines, scape and run, scapeandrunparasites, smp, sound effects, srp, Srparasites, Survival, tech mods, therianthropy, Waystones, werewolf, Werewolves

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24

SCAPE AND RUN: PARASITES survival server !!! you are probably going to die a lot. some other fun features include therianthropy, useless guns, an alarming lack of tech mods, dual wielding weapons with cool sound effects oooo, buckets being the most overpowered item in the game (come find out why!), and a bird that might crash the server at any given time. yippee!!!

anyone is welcome to join and check it out but i am mostly looking for people interested in becoming long term players, i do not do resets as i prefer to chip away at my projects all on the same world for months or years on end. so if you are that sort of player, this is the perfect space to start a massive building project or make crazy redstone machines or collect every weapon in the game, whatever you’d like to do 🙂

FAIR WARNING: this server has been around (privately) for some time and is fairly late game, it’s harsh on new players! it requires a lot of patience and decent knowledge on the game to progress. i DO NOT recommend joining if you have no knowledge on srparasites whatsoever, you will be completely lost and the mod is much more fun to experience playing it from the start

curseforge modpack download hereor download the mod files alone here

there’s also a discord server if you want lol

killpeople.ddns.net

Nanachi’s Stinky Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8133
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8721
Potions Brewed:	144	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place to play Minecraft! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Nanachi is stinky! That’s right, one of our players named Nanachi hasn’t showered in weeks and their stench is so potent that it will make your eyes water (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans or join forces with them and become a llama overlord yourself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring a gas mask for Nanachi’s stench!

CiaoCraft – Roar Panthera Minecraft Server

addict, artist, Buildings, Chattino, CiaoCraft, covers, cute, debut, debut song, English, fanarts, french fries, Guerilla Art Stream, Hardworking, HIBANA, hololive, Italian, Justice, Lore, Mamma, merch, Minecraft, Panthera, pink gatto, pizza, PON, RaorArt, Roar, Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9466	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because this server is run by a pon-loving, cute, hardworking artist mamma who is addicted to pizza with French fries! And did we mention she’s also an Italian pink gatto? Join now for a chance to witness her epic streams where she builds more buildings and hosts guerilla art sessions (yes, you read that right). Plus, she has original songs and covers that will blow your mind. And if that’s not enough, there’s even lore to uncover and merch to buy. So what are you waiting for? Join this outrageous Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

BroCraft Drama: No Help for Bro’s Blabbing Wife!

Blabbing, Boundaries, brocraft, bros, Charity, clout chasing, Drama, estranged, family drama, family dynamics, family rift, Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial emergencies, financial responsibility, financial situation, lottery winner, money management, money requests, privacy, privacy breach, sibling relationships, trust issues, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life and just chill with some blocky friends. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors asking for handouts.

Join our server and escape the clout-chasing relatives who think winning the lottery means you’re their personal ATM. Build a fortress to keep out the beggars and choosers who only show up when they smell money.

Don’t worry about losing your privacy or dealing with ungrateful family members, because on this server, the only drama is deciding which color of wool to use for your pixel art masterpiece.

So come on over and join us, where the only financial emergencies are when you accidentally spend all your diamonds on a fancy new pickaxe. Let’s block out the haters and craft some epic adventures together!

DisagreeCraft: UnpopularOpinions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opinions being thrown around? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the wackiest and most outrageous opinions out there! From believing that pineapples belong on pizza to thinking that socks with sandals are the height of fashion, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride where you can express your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even find someone who agrees with you that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who shares your love for wearing socks with flip flops in the winter. It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace it all!

CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4562
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mines Excavated:	1332	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

Bath, beauty, Body Care, body wash, Cleansing, hygiene, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Server, shower, shower essentials, Shower Gel, shower products, shower routine, shower time, ShowerCraft, skincare

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	495
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Villages Defended:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ores Mined:	9296	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”