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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 7168 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
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So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!