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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2957 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.