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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6486 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Emeralds Found: | 5746 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!