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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5422 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 4179 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you must have a tight tanned tummy to join! Why, you ask? Because only the most toned and tanned players can handle the intense challenges and adventures that await on our server.
Join us for outrageous builds, insane pranks, and wild adventures that will leave you laughing until your abs hurt (which, if you have a tight tanned tummy, shouldn’t be a problem). Our community is full of hilarious characters and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So grab your sunscreen, flex those abs, and get ready for the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual indie vtuber or two along the way. Join us now and let the laughter begin!
