π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 950 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 294 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! The federal government is involved in shady black ops projects that hurt average Americans, and housing is unaffordable for the average man. You’ll need to make double the average salary just to live comfortably. So come join our server, where you can experience all the chaos and madness of real life, but in blocky Minecraft form! God Bless America and all its degenerate states – see you in the game, faggots!