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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 9540 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!