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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3113 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
🏆 Our exclusive 5-point scale rating system will have you striving for that coveted “Exceeds Expectations” status, just like our top-performing dog who scored a perfect 5! 🐶 And don’t worry, even new joiners like our baby son get a fair shot at earning their place on the leaderboard. 🍼
😂 But be warned, handing out bonuses and performance reviews may lead to unexpected consequences, like ripped-up checks, emotional outbursts, and threats of resignation. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that even Minecraft can’t compete with! 💥
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of stay-at-home parenting on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! 😉🎮