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ChinaCraft

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to ChinaCraft, a chill survival server where the main theme is China. Meet new people from all over the world, and build cool China inspired things togther!

play.chinacraft.xyz

BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5247

4koma, anniversary, Archive, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, BlockyBagels, Blue, Chaos, Circles, clubs, CONTENT, Crafting, Events, Friends, general, Global, guides, jp, Livestream, Manga, News, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, shorts, Side Content, student council

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	2954
Enchantments Applied:	172	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret hidden village filled with diamond blocks and emerald ores that you can only access by solving riddles left by the mischievous Ender Dragon.

2. We have a special event called “Creeper Carnival” where you can ride on explosive roller coasters and play explosive mini-games with TNT!

3. Want to meet the legendary Minecraft player who defeated the Wither Boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot? Well, they hang out on our server every Tuesday for a meet and greet!

4. Our server has a custom mod that turns all the cows into disco-dancing party animals. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow doing the moonwalk!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe!

CraftyCreeper’s Ubuntu Utopia: Where Minecraft meets Linux in a hilarious mashup adventure!

Adventure, coding, Computer, CraftyCreepers, Customization, desktop environment, Development, efficiency, grow up, hilarious, linux, mashup, meets, Minecraft, open source, operating system, productivity, programming, software, software migration, software switch., software update, switch back, Technology, tfw, ubuntu, utopia

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a basic pleb? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate glow-up by switching back to Ubuntu, the chad of operating systems.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was stuck in the Windows world, constantly plagued by viruses and crashes. But one day, they discovered our server and made the switch to Ubuntu. Suddenly, their Minecraft experience was smoother, their builds were more epic, and they even grew a glorious neckbeard overnight. True story.

So come join us on our server and level up your gaming experience by switching back to Ubuntu. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep. Need I say more?

FrogCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crops Grown:	2392
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our SMP Minecraft server! Immerse yourself in a vibrant world full of adventure and creativity. Our server offers a welcoming community where you can build, explore and trade with other players. Enjoy custom quests, exciting events, and a thriving economy. Our dedicated team ensures a balanced and entertaining gaming experience with regular updates and new content. Whether you want to build epic structures or explore mysterious dungeons – you’ll find everything your Minecraft heart desires here. Join today and become part of our unique gaming world!

46.4.40.230:27777

Hyper-Core Networks

Creative, Economy, hyper-core networks, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mines Excavated:	1173
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

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hcn.hyper-core.net

CraftyChad’s Crazy Cubes

19, 40s, age difference, alone, Chads, CraftyChads, crazy, creepy, cubes, disdain, disturbed, Friends, gym, gym trainer, IMO, Kid, Lesbian, Pathetic, STARING, Training, training alone, Virgin, Wife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of chads ruining your gym experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about creepy trainers straightening your back again. Our virtual gym is chad-free and full of supportive friends to train with. Plus, who needs a real-life gym when you can build your own virtual one in Minecraft? Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to building muscles and friendships in our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find love with a virtual girlfriend instead of dealing with creepy guys at the gym. Join now and start your chad-free Minecraft adventure!

LonelyCraft: Where you can finally find a girlfriend who will financially support you!

dependent, desiring, feeling lost, Finally, financial support, financially, Find, Girlfriend, helpless, homebody, hopeless, Idle, lonely, LonelyCraft, longing, loveless, no girlfriend, seeking companionship, single, Support, unemployed, unproductive, wanting support, wishful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	29

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, grab your saddle and get ready to ride your trusty chicken steed into glorious battle against your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Vortexia SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Raiding, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Vortexia a cool private small minecraft smp, it has really cool plugins installed, and has a quest map, there is a beautiful spawn built by people and there is a cool community, play this smo with your friends

vortexia.strangled.net:17526

One Block MC

Adventure, BLOCK, building, Community, Creative, expand, Exploration, Friends, Fun, ISLAND, Minecraft, multiplayer, One Block MC, OneBlock, online gaming, Random, Server, Spawn, Survival, Teleport, Visit

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

A Minecraft server where once you spawn in and do /ob join you teleport onto 1 block that upon breaking spawns in a new random block so you can expand your island. All islands are close to eachother so you can visit others and you can even make islands with your friends.

37.72.171.118:50916

SkyCadia

chat colors, Claim, Claim blocks, Claim Land, coinshop, crate keys, Custom Shop, Economy, economy server, ecoshop, flytime, Griefing, in game money, Minecraft, OP survival, Shop, SkyCadia, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

welcome to skycadia, a op-survival economy server. in this server you can claim your land to stop griefing!, we also have custom shop. such as /coinshop. the coinshop is used for buying crate keys and chat colors! we also have a shop, you can uses /shop to see all of the items you can buy with in-game money!, you can also use your hard earned in-game money to buy flytime and even claim blocks! and even turn your money into coins with /ecoshop !

45.134.39.65:25572