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YoutubeSucksButOurServerRocks – where you can escape the mind-numbing videos and have some epic Minecraft fun!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of playing boring ad-tier games on YouTube? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. Legend has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. Strap on your elytra and prepare to race against other players through treacherous obstacles and deadly traps. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP

big lump sum, budgeting, extravagant lifestyle, extravagant purchases, fast spending, financial decisions, financial discipline, financial downfall, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, impulse buying, money management, money management skills, money mindset, MoneyBurnerMinecraftSMP, reckless spending, saving habits, wealth depletion

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	117	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form! Like, I heard this one time someone joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. And then they traded those carrots for a pet dragon that could breathe fire and fly around the server causing chaos. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! I heard that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. And rumor has it that if you find the DJ zombie and request your favorite song, he’ll drop a sick beat that will make all the creepers start breakdancing. It’s lit, fam!

And don’t even get me started on the shopping district. I heard that there’s a shop where you can buy a magic wand that lets you turn any block into a stack of diamonds. It’s like a cheat code in real life, but in Minecraft. Mind. Blown.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. What more could you ask for? Let’s goooooo! 🍪🎉🔥 #bestserverever #minecraftmadness

Blocktopia: Crafting a New Life

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	8605	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Have you ever been so bored that you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun, only to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me when I stumbled upon this server.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere and start throwing diamonds at you. Yes, you heard me right, dancing llamas throwing diamonds. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll encounter on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers? Well, on this server, you can do just that. And let me tell you, there’s nothing quite like the feeling of victory as you soar through the sky on your trusty feathered steed, raining down chaos on your enemies.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will completely change your life in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

DepotDestroyerMC

Bombing, Conflict, DepotDestroyerMC, Destruction, eastern europe, energy resources, escalation, fuel supply, global news, Hits, international relations, Military Action, Oil depots, Overnight, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, security concerns, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine hits 2 oil depots in russia overnight and the whole world is shooketh. u gotta see it to believe it, we got explosions, drama, and chaos galore. join now to witness the madness and build ur own empire in the midst of the chaos. who needs peace when u can have this level of excitement in ur minecraft world? join now and be part of the insanity!

Sanitized Dog Poop Paradise

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	48
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

hey u, yes u. r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where we regularly mist dog poop with hand sanitizer to make it last longer! why, u ask? because who doesn’t want to see poop that never decomposes?! it’s like a poop time capsule, but better! join now for the chance to witness the miracle of everlasting poop! trust me, u won’t want to miss out on this sh*t show!

Cosmic Explorer 1.20.1

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23

OMG, have you ever seen a manga so ugly it made your eyes bleed? Well, guess what, our Minecraft server is just like that manga! Join us if you want your retinas to suffer in the most hilarious way possible!

We’ve got pixelated monstrosities that will make you question your sanity! Seriously, who needs beautiful graphics when you can have pure, unadulterated ugliness?

Join now and experience the most visually offensive Minecraft server in existence! Your eyes will thank you for the trauma!

Pixel Paradise: Good Vibes Only

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Where do you find the highest concentration of mostly good people? Definitely not in real life, but on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the villagers throw wild parties, the creepers are actually just misunderstood and looking for friendship, and the cows have formed a secret society to overthrow the chickens as the ruling class. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server out there. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that grant you the power to fly. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

ForeverChemCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9388
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Emeralds Found:	1857
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got water cleaner than england cuz we don’t mess with them forever chemicals, we only got that good good water straight from the fountain of youth. join us and never worry about getting poisoned by no toxic chemicals, just worry about creepers blowing up your crib instead. trust me, you wanna be on this server, it’s lit AF. #cleanwatergang #minecraftforlife

Lodestone Worldbuilding

7000×5000, bedrock, civmc, crossplay, Custom, Economy, Empire, Essentialsx, FANTASY, Kingdom, Lodestone, Minecraft, nation, Roleplay, stoneworks, Survival, Towny, Tribe, World Map, Worldbuilding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

A new worldbuilding server based on CivMC and Stoneworks with a whole new take on the genre!

Form your own Empire, kingdom, tribe, or nation on our very own CUSTOM 7000×5000 world map, made by a fantasy map artist with a little over 4 years of experience!

We use towny as well as some other plugins such as essentialsx, and we plan on adding bedrock crossplay in the near future!

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Enchanted Realm 1.21

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds fall from the sky like confetti at a llama wedding!

You’ll be mining for days, finding rare treasures and battling evil mobs with your trusty pickaxe that shoots lasers!

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena!

Plus, the chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing a game!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most cuckoo Minecraft adventure of your life!

HouseHogginHottie & Pup

adjustment period, Aesthetics, bedding, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Client, Communication, compromise, dog, Furniture, hardwood floors, House, HouseHogginHottie, income, interior design, Passion, pet, presentation, Priorities, pup, relationship, shedding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	8589	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and Beagles!

Imagine this: you’re happily building your dream house in Minecraft, when suddenly your partner moves in with their dog. But this dog is no ordinary dog – it’s a Beagle with a penchant for destroying hardwood floors and shedding like there’s no tomorrow. Will you choose love or your pristine virtual home?

Join our server now for a chance to experience the ultimate test of relationships and interior design skills. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama? Plus, we have a special feature where you can train virtual Beagles to not jump on white furniture – it’s the ultimate challenge!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. Who knows, you might just learn a thing or two about love, communication, and the importance of vacuuming up dog hair daily. Join now and let the madness begin!