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CraftyLadies: Where even creepers can’t scare us away!

actual man, bone structure, CraftyLadies, CREEPERS, dating struggles, Fault, feminine, finding a woman, fucked, Genes, genetics, hate, Insecurity, looks, Masculinity, repulsed, scare, self esteem, Succeed, testosterone levels, tfw, weak personality

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	793	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	7558
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	42410
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of being a weak and feminine player in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner manliness! Join us and experience a world where your genes don’t hold you back from becoming a true warrior. Our testosterone-infused gameplay will have you flexing your muscles in no time. Don’t let your weak personality stop you from dominating the virtual world – join us now and show everyone what a real man looks like!

CraftyUkraine700

assistance package, bilateral cooperation, CraftyUkraine700, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european politics, european union, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, France, government funding, infrastructure support, international relations, Investment, long-term commitment, Partnership, reconstruction efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	2526

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Towns Built:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3718
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	6379

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Farms Harvested:	577	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

MissileMayhemCraft

aggression, British, Conflict, Defense, deployment, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nuclear weapons, putin, russia, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Tension, Threats, Western

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Putin is threatening to deploy missiles to strike British and Western targets? Like, bruh, talk about intense PvP action! Join our server and see if you can dodge those missiles while building your epic base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have world leaders threatening each other with virtual weapons? Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate showdown on our server. It’s gonna be lit, fam!